Da Monmouth GOP May Have Some Very Serious Troubles Ahead

If you’re a GOP’er right now, especially one from Monmouth County and Manalapan, you have some serious concerns to deal with.

First, your national spokesman somehow has become Rush Limbaugh, meaning you have a 1 ton, OxyContin-lovin’, cigar smoking, hardcore conservative, perceived elitist as da face of your party. This guy’s a talk show host with a failed TV show. What happened, Bozo da Clown wasn’t available? Big Bird had another gig?

He just made your national chairman look more wishy-washy than John Kerry. Other politicians are bowing to kiss his ring. Where are da national GOP political “leaders?”

Bobby Jindal was da shining star, until he got exposed as a cross between Mr. Rogers & Kenneth da Page. Tim Pawlenty is world-famous in Minneapolis. Sarah Palin was too busy pardoning a turkey while several others were being slaughtered in a medieval guillotine behind her. Mitch McConnell was busy in his new job, da star of da hit show “Da Invisible Man.” John Boehner was last seen on da side of a milk carton.

So that leaves Limbaugh, da scourge of da Democrats who will single handedly make sure donations exceed even Obama’s September before his election victory.

Yikes. Eight years of GOP control of da White House and absolutely nothing to show for it.

Then, you have New Jersey.

You have 4 guys running against someone who has stocked da public dole with tens of thousands of people, all with da single mission to seek out and discover what da heck happened to his backbone, and none of them could find it but are still getting paid with OUR TAX DOLLARS!

One guy is a proven crime fighter who in polls will probably clean Jon Taxzine’s clock, and is only running because Taxzine, outside of taxing New Jersey residents into oblivion, has done nothing as governor. One is a hardcore conservative who has a date soon with ELEC on his finances. The other two you wouldn’t know if you fell over them.

Then, you have Monmouth County.

Howell’s John DeBella already said he isn’t running, and considering da way he’s been treated in da past, can you blame him? Former GOP’er favorite son Jeff Cantor from Marlboro is now a Democrat. You have a qualified Assemblyman in Declan O’Candidate running for reelection, along with Carolina MachoGrande, who was battling legal malpractice charges and will be forever tied to da First Amendment lawsuit in Manalapan.

Double Yikes.

Then, you have Manalapan.

There looks to be a primary battle brewing, because Grand GOP Poobah Steve “Iron Girth” McEnery would eat his own intestines (unsalted) before he’d back Butch Budai or Steve Johnson for Manalapan Township Committee. Alleged Manalapan/and or Freehold resident & alleged Republican/and or Democrat Andy Boy would move his wife into her own house in Freehold and continue to live with his parents (why does that sound so familiar) before he’d back Budai or Johnson. A loss by GOP’ers this year in Manalapan would allow someone who has taxed Manalapan more in da last 2 years than any other Manalapan politician in history to get reelected.

If that doesn’t put da last nail in da Municipal Chairmanship of Iron Girth, then nothing ever will.

DaTruth is, da state, Monmouth County, and a town like Manalapan are all in trouble. Da state is losing jobs in da private sector at an alarming rate, but public jobs seem to be increasing somehow, and we all pay for that. Corzine has been even more of an embarrassment as a leader than Jim McGreevey was. Corzine's only savings grace is he doesn't frequent Turnpike rest stops, unless to grab a Cappuccino.

Da County GOP has yet to recover from da party patronage that led to Democratic victories for Freeloader, and 2 years of PuPu in charge will probably take 5-10 years to recover from. Running candidates like Andy Boy for Freeloader was da lynchpin for da losses because they began with him, and you can mark this as a guarantee that da decision to have Carolina MachoGrande in Trenton will be another loss this year.

Then, you have Manalapan. Running for election last year was a person whose husband became famous for saying "Because I Hate Italians," and voted to raise taxes each year she was in office, including da largest single increase in Manalapan history. She won, because da GOP had no leadership at da top, and da County GOP DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING about it despite knowing what was at stake and da vulnerability of da Queen.

In Freehold, 67% of the tax base comes from residents -- but in Manalapan, 92% of da tax base comes from residents - one of da worst ratable rates in da entire state. Da career politicians have decided it's better to have businesses in nearby towns, forcing Manalapan residents to clog roads to get to Freehold, Marlboro, Old bridge, and soon-to-be Monroe, unless they need a slice of pizza or go to Target. Da Queen, da Commissar, who is running this year on da worst tax platform ever, and Andy Boy are da big offenders for this, shunning businesses and development, unless it involves Hovnanian homes or other houses being built, because apparently it's what their handlers want. Da County GOP needs to be sent a stern message -- either step in and fix da leadership issues with Iron Girth, and demand Andy Boy pick a political party and stand by ALL GOP'ers, and run a candidate who can actually win, or expect absolutely NO GOP support in Manalapan for this election.

This is something that any real Republican should bring up to da Ox when da meeting on March 10 happens.

DaTruth is, there's too much to lose for GOP'ers in this year's election. A loss by da GOP against Taxzine means 4 more years of higher taxes, more Democratic party patronage, more businesses leaving New Jersey, higher tolls, surcharges, and worse quality of life.

DaTruth is, a loss by da GOP for Freeloader means da Democrats in Monmouth County will be entrenched for years to come.

DaTruth is, if MachoGrande runs for reelection, you can guarantee her seat will be lost to da Democrats, even if da Queen runs against her.

DaTruth is, control of da Manalapan Township Committee is at stake this year, because a GOP win means 2 guaranteed GOP'ers, along with Andy Boy if he decides to be a GOP'er, will control da Township Committee. And - this year - as guaranteed by daTruthSquad, a Commissar-led Municipal tax increase will be at least 14%, and could be much higher.

DaTruth is, da state, county, and local GOP better get their act together if they have any hope of digging themselves out of da hole they've put themselves into.

And that's daTruth.