Friday, August 27, 2010
A BaconHead You Can't Blame On Someone Else
Those who have commented on da most recent daTruthSquad blog have spoken, and their words have been heard. It has become abundantly clear that not only has da alliance between da Manalapan Democrats and GOP'ers has folded like a cheap suit - at da hands of da GOP'ers who not only dumped da Queen at da side of da road with no cab fare, but also made da Capo di Tutti Capi, da boss of all bosses Gerry "One Bourbon, One Shot & One Beer" Ward look like even more of an amateur leader than Adam "PuPu"Puharic was when he almost ran da Monmouth GOP'ers into da ground.
Here are some of da comments left by some of our faithful TruthTellers:
1. "What a total disgrace Green turned out to be. Let's see what other info they didn't mention as Mayor Spodak looks further into Green's and his wife's closet. Come clean Green!"
2. "You say "The fact that Ryan Green's wife provides for his Health Care benefits does not matter." It does matter Ryan Green tried to mislead the public with a political stunt that backfired on him, sorry his integrity is now gone. A Proud Manalapan Republican."
3. "Did he or didn't he disclose the fact that he was getting free health care from the State of NJ from his wife's plan, during the time he was demonizing Roth for choosing to take her Health Care from the Township ? if so..he is a phoney..plain and simple.. And since when is it the Clerk's job to make sure that he fills a form out correctly ? is he an educated adult or a kindergarten student. Is he reviewing Township documents, contracts etc..God help us."
4. "Unless the township hired Madaam Cleo as their Clerk, how would she know what his personal information is ? Thats why it's called a disclosure form, you need to enter personal information how the heck is the Clerk supposed to know he already has free health care ? Don't blame the little people for his Big Oops."
5. "Good that Spodak exposed the sneakiness of Big Oops Green. They should have run Joey D who wouldn't be sneaky in filling out forms. They really messed up running Big oops Green now how can anyone trust him? Joey D you can trust. Big oops was a big mistake."
6. "If Ryan Green is to stupid to fill out his OWN important documents how can the residents of Manalapan trust him with township business? He was clearly a jackass for blaming the Manalapan Township clerk for his pre school I.Q. incompetence. I'm very disappointed to learn this and now he has no choice but to resign. He tried to mislead the residents and blamed a hard working public servant for his own non disclosure. "Lyin Ryan" I agree with everyone else and should step down."
We think you get da idea here. DaTruth is, Ryan "Big OOPS" Green making a mistake on his financial disclosure form isn't earth-shattering and isn't something that he should have to resign over - and we will not demand his resignation. Everybody makes mistakes, even lawyers, and we should know. However, as someone who works in da education field, what kind of role model are you when you make a mistake, and blame it on a senior citizen clerk who just retired and wasn't even there to defend herself -- and -- more important -- it wasn't even her job to know his personal finances or even go over his legal documents!
This is very simple - you make a mistake, cowboy up and admit you made a mistake. It should not have to take a silver-haired former mayor with a silver shovel to dig this up and call you out on it, and then instead of thanking that senior citizen, you blame another senior citizen for your mistakes that you still haven't fully owned up to.
To be fair, in his defense, maybe Big OOPS Ryan is living in "Green-land?" How was it da fault of da former Township Clerk to know what your financial situation is? Is it da fault of your accountant if you get a speeding ticket? If your child skins their knee at a playground, is that da fault of your veterinerian?
If anything, his financial disclosure mea culpa has only made da situation worse, but not just for him. By standing by his right-hand man, now Mayor Lord Andy Boy gets a front-row seat to Big OOPS's problems. And, with election day just over 60 days away, it is a possibility that Big OOPS's problems could become Andy Boy's problems.
Now, if this weren't a potential headache for Mayor Lord Andy Boy, another headache will be da Democrats. Considering how da alliance crumbled to dust, they are about as unhappy as a hen in a fox house. And, they have good reason to want to work harder than they ever have to derail Andy Boy's election hopes.
Now, of course there were other ways our August BaconHead Award winner could have handled this situation. With that in mind, here's daTruthSquad's Top-10 excuses that Ryan "Big OOPS" Green did not use in regards to his recent mea culpa:
10: "The dog ate my financial disclosure form."
9. "Oh, you mean the State of New Jersey is serious about this financial disclosure stuff?"
8. "Wait, Michelle Roth isn't the former Township Clerk? Did I blame the wrong person?"
7. "I knew I would be in trouble when I first put my financial disclosure form in my 50-gallon trash can and Waste Management orange-tagged my trash can and left the form in there."
6. "Damn rassin-frassin silver shovel carrying pain in my @#$%^& &$#!"
5. "If Mayor Spodak were a member of the Yorktowne Club this would never have happened."
4. "I should have taken da advice of my handlers and blamed Susan Cohen or daTruthSquad for all of this."
3. "No problem. I'll just have the Manalapan Legal Dream Team send out a subpoena and handle everything. They did such a great job in the Moskovitz lawsuit."
2. "Hopefully this won't come up when I run for President."
1. "Wow. I thought that members of the Manalapan Township Committee were legally allowed to break da rules."
And Andy Boy and "Come Clean" Green thought that Garbage-Gate was the worst thing they'd need to worry about.
DaTruth is, "Financial Disclosure-Gate" could become a big problem for Mayor Andy Boy's reelection bid. Hypothetically speaking, how will da fine folks at Covered Bridge feel when they are told by da Manalapan Democrats about a senior citizen retiring clerk being blamed for Big OOPS's big oops. Add this to da "Pearl Harbor" job the GOP'ers did to the alliance with the Manalapan Democrats which caught them completely off guard, and the gloves will surely be coming off when the election battle really begins.
Da question is, with two candidates you wouldn't know if you tripped over them, and not much time to get their campaign even started, how will da Manalapan Democrats generate any buzz for their candidates and attempt to derail Mayor Andy Boy's "shoo-in" election chances?
And, what a great lesson someone who works in the public education field (at taxpayer expense) is giving da youth of our great nation --- It's OK to make a mistake, but if you do, be sure to blame it on some "old" person who just retired and is not there to defend themselves. Your parents must be proud.
So, congratulations - for you not only made a mistake on your financial disclosure form, for which we would have given you a free pass on, but your "deflect & accuse" put the blame on a senior citizen clerk who just retired and wasn't even there to defend herself! You may have inadvertantly opened up a Pandora's Box of trouble for da guy on your left, Mayor Andy Boy. For reaching a new low and blaming a senior citizen for your own mistakes, da August winner of da coveted BaconHead Award is none other than Ryan "Big OOPS" (aka: "Lyin Ryan" and "Come Clean") Green!
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A well deserved award for Ryan come clean Green. Let's see what else Manalapan watchdog Mayor Spodak uncovers, maybe Big oops Green can get this dubious award next month.
I think you got it wrong Squad. Chris Christie deserves the baconhead for his handling of this loss of money for the schools. However, big oops definitely deserves an honorable mention.
So much for integrity from the Republicans. Christie demands Schundler resign, but he forces Christie to fire him soe he can collect unemployment from we the taxpayers!
Cost of forcing the state of NJ to lose much needed money for our schools:
$400 million dollars!
Getting fired instead of resigning so you can collect taxpayer funded unemployment after you screwed up:
Priceless!
All of a sudden Corzine is even looking good.
The Manalapan Mole has spoken.
How much do you want to bet Ryan Green doesn't show up to the next Manalapan Township meeting because he fears what George Spodak will find out about him next?
I'll bet 1 million dollars. How about you stooge?
At least Christie blames Schundler for his screw up, Ryan come clean Green blames a beloved retired senior citizen clerk who had an impeccable reputation till Ryan big oops Green ruined it in public and on TV. Joey D is looking better and better everyday.
Can't blame Christie for firing Schundler. Christie looked like a hero blaming Obama and now he looks like a total moron after the videotape surfaces with the 5 new jersey people looking like idiots up there not able to answer simple questions. Unfortunately for their blunders we're out $400 million.
For Lyin Ryan Green to beat out Shundler and Christie for the Baconhead Award, he really must be a Baconhead!
What about Lucas. He didn't say a word when Green was pushing our beloeved former township clerk under the bus. The only one who stood up for Roseanne was Michelle Roth. I think Lucas and Green both owe her a formal apology and if she doesn't get one in public at the next township committee meeting, I'm going to have to reconsider my vote for Lucas and Jordan.
The Christie blunder is huge, a $400 million mistake !! All because of his arrogance and insistance of having the last word. He's made it obvious that he can't play well with others. He has made himself a real mess here and given the Democrats in NJ a ray of hope of surviving what is looking to be a nation wide Republican landslide in November.
Like one has ANYTHING to do with the other. You handful of malcontents are so predictable.
What is predictable is that these politicians have a made it clear that they can't own up to their mistakes, they always find someone further down the totem pole to put the blame on. Coming clean just isn't in their nature.
They really need to investigate this whole thing with Christie and Schundler. The taxpayers of NJ lost $400 million due to blunders we pay taxes for. I still don't think we're hearing the whole story.
As an unaffiliated voter who is not beholden to any of these corrupt parties, I gave my vote last year to Green hoping he would be better than the last idiot who occupied that office. Green showed me he is a tool by blaming some poor clerk who obviously had nothing to do with his foolishness. Unless green does the right thing, I for one will not be voting for Republicans in Manalapan this year. He owes us voters, and that clerk a big apology.
If he were a true professional he would apologize for blaming his error on someone else, especially some clerk.
ius there anyone here who believes the above to be an actual conversation among stupid people who like to repeat themselves saying obvious things endlessly, as opposed to a staged series of postings by one or two people whose agenda is to topple the leadership of the town's republican organization?
Doesn't come close to Christie Whitman, who blew $500 million on the obsolete vehicle inspections, $500 million on E-ZPass and $2 billion and running on the unused River LIne.
Does Ryan Green deserve to be called a BaconHead? Yes.
Here's my take. He probably figured or the people who pulls his strings felt that deflecting the blame would work. Since he picked a beloved retired clerk, and it just happened to be his own personal finances in question, he or they picked foolishly.
Smartest thing he could do now is at the next meeting, take the microphone and apologize and blame himself and nobody else. He needs to be a man or "cowboy up" as the blog said. Anything else will make the Republicans look like fools and could wind up being a topic during the election IMHO.
Come clean Green. Or better yet don't come clean and lets see what else George Spodak finds out about you.
It wouldn't surprise me if Lord Andrew Lucas orders his minion Lyin Ryan to make a formal apology to Roseanne our former town clerk.
It also wouldn't surprise me if out old former mayor will bring his shovel to the next township meeting because maybe just maybe he dug up something new on Lyin Ryan or another Republican.
What will King George do? What will Michelle Queen Roth do?
I believe they will be on the offensive at the next meeting, and more GOP concerns will follow.
The Manalapan Mole has spoken.
I tried to call Manalapan town hall on Friday and nobody was there to take my call. I am no longer going to use trash cans since Waste management refuses to pick them up. So I will be leaving about 12 hefty bags at the edge of the street. If the raccoons get into them or if it rains, that's now their problem. Something tells me Manalapan is goign to look like one big trash pile unless the people on the TC don't do something soon.
Not to knock Spodak, but why are the manalapan democrats letting him do all the heavy lifting ? Where are the candidates ? they should be out in front on these issues asking the tough questions and getting some recognition. I bet most people couldn't even tell you who the democrats are running in November.
Andrew Lucas knows a company who he wants to pick up the trash even though their bid was higher.
Sounds like the fix is in when you listen to him speak on tv.
No, it doesn't sound like the fix is in at all. Andrew is a guy who cares about this town. Stop with the baseless allegations.
It's getting really, really old. Everyone is laughing at you.
I think Mayor Spodak is great! I can't wait to see what he exposes for us at the next township meeting. He makes Manalapan TV MUST SEE! Love ya George keep it up!
it's easy to make a jerk of yourself when you think that no one knows who you are. but we all know who we are laughing at.
When do you think the investigation into Christie's and Schundler's $400 million blunder will start?
Maybe George Spodak should run for the Manalapan Township Committee next year. Michelle Roth will need a running mate in 2011.
Does anybody know the names of who the Democrats in Manalapan are running against Lucas and Maskowitz? I think it must be a secret because nobody I know even knows the answer, and thev the people at Covered Bridge don't know. I hope they at least live in Manalapan.
Let's all not forget the annual Walk With Joe coming soon!
I could be wrong but I thought I heard the names of the Dems running are Bevis and Butthead. I saw one of them and he appears to be 4 foot 11 inches tall and goofy looking. Where are they finding these people at the circus?
I also thought I heard their names are Bevis and Butthead. I may have to vote for Butthead over Lucus because of Ryan I'm not coming clean Green.
Just saw on the Manalapan web site that Wedneday's Township Committe Meeting has been cancelled ? Does Da Truth Squad have any inside info on this ? Is someone afraid of what Spodak might be coming out with next ?
September 1, 2010 Township Committee Meeting
August 31, 2010
September 1, 2010 Township Committee Meeting
CANCELLED
WOW! Giving just a days notice they abruptly cancel the TC meeting with no reason given? You have to wonder if a certain mayor was going to make a certain statement that could draw eyes to certain members of the Manalapan Township Committee??????
Any truth that the township committee meeting was canceled?
I can't think of anything funnier that I've read on the Internet any time during the last year than Larry Roth's constant and repetitive comments that George Spodak is actually going to do anything that anyone is going to take seriously. His three year old lawsuit that has never been served on anyone is just the crown jewel in this town jester's claim to "fame." Pile on that the fake emails, the hysterical attacks on Susan Cohen and on Stu, his having to bring back to town hall the shovels he had stolen when he was mayor... it just gets better and better. With all the bad news about the budgets and taxes and Obama, it's great to have George around to give us a laugh now and then. Definitely the best medicine. I just feel a little sorry for him that he's so dumb he's allowing Larry and Michelle to use him and make a fool of him like this, but, if he's willing to be the town joke, hey, we need the laughs.
Why was the meeting for tonight canceled at the last minute? With all of the ethical issues Ryan Green is facing, is that a reason? Could it be that George Spodak has done some investigating and came up with other things?
fake emails? what's your proof? and just who are you accusing of faking them? and if you're sure you're right and wish to have any credibility, tell us why you haven't sued the guy that posted them under his real name and why you won't call them fake under your own real name.
George still has the shovel (and it's gold by the way, not silver). I recently saw it when we were over there for a visit.
Seeing as you say it is "stolen," I'm sure there will be a squad car there any minute to arrest him for possession of stolen goods.
Wonder if they can swing by your house. You know. A two-fer. The same warrant would work for you seeing as you obviously stole "Abbie Normal's" brain.
God. You people are soooo pathetic!
KB
it's hard to tell who the biggest clown is, George or Larry who thinks he's anonymous while we're all laughing every time he posts.
Ask Joey D, he has all the answers
When is the Lucus and Jordan vs the Democrates Bevis and Butthead debate?
Spodak has the townships shovels ?? No wonder the pot holes and cracks in our streets (with grass growing thru them)haven't been fixed yet. Please lets get him to return them so we can fix these roads.
I still find it interesting they canceled the township meeting at the last minute. Why??????
I think Christie messed with the wrong person in Schundler. He's not going away and this $400 million we lost out on could come back to haunt Republicans this year.
http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2010/09/ex-education_chief_bret_schund.html
Maybe someone was afraid of the silver shovel guy?
Nice to see Kathy Baratta writing comments on an actual blog!
I saw that Waste Management is now going to pick up the 50 gallon trash cans. Nice to see they are going to do their jobs. Lets hope this will be the end of Garbage Gate.
Look for Mayor Andrew Lucas to take responsibility for getting Waste management to pick up the larger trash barrels.
Look for Michelle Roth to keep sniping at both Lucas and Green. Where there's smoke there is fire, and unless Green formally apologizes for his baconhead moment the Democrats will be relentless.
What does George Spodak have up his sleeve or under his shovel? Now we'll have to wait for the next meeting for his next bombshell Republican mistake.
The next Manalapan Township Committee meeting will be intersting indeed!
The Manalapan Mole has spoken.
The proof is in the reality that if those e-mail messages were real, they might just be actionable in a court of law. Seeing as how no such action has been brought, the only conclusion that can be reached is that they were completely fake, a joke.
That in itself might be actionable, except that the targets of the e-mail charade are otherwise occupied with far more significant (and profitable) cases than the piddling sum that might be recovered from this pathetic perpetrator.
I'm not from Manalapan, but I like this blog for its healthy honest debate on the issues. I think this "Baconhead" is hilarious. I wish my town had something like this. I bet the town mayor and your city committee must hate this, but its better than any local newspaper could ever be.
"Seeing as how no such action has been brought, the only conclusion that can be reached is that they were completely fake, a joke."
interesting conclusion, apparently from the lawyer who authored the emails.
"Interesting conclusion, apparently from the lawyer who authored the emails."
I doubt it. There was no profanity in it, so it's not likely the conclusion was written by Fred. m
Draft Joey D!!!
if "fred. m" made up the emails, why didn't he keep making them up? my guess is that he posted what he had in his in-boxes, and stopped because there weren't any more to post.
my guess is the "m" has nothing to do with Fred. my guess is that fred stopped making them up because he was smart enough to realize that the rest of Manalapan wasn't as dumb as Curly (Brillohead) Larry and George and wasn't buying it. I could be wrong about that, though. It could be that Fred is just as dumb but couldn't think of anything else to write.
Does anyone know when the next Manalapan Township Committee meeting is?
I'm looking forward to the next encounter between Ryan Green and George Spodak. I'll bet Spodak has something else on Green or Lucas that he probably can't wait to share.
The source of the purported but unsubstantiated e-mails runs out of fuel very quickly. Small tank, you know.
the only guy who thinks that other people are dumb 'bozos' is stool.
"stool." Aside from the fact that your sixth grade name calling is getting boring and reflects your lack of maturity, the fact is, MANY, MANY people thing Curly, Larry, George and Fred are bozos. But for only one reason. It's true. Who but a bozo would waste their time posting silly comments all day while their personal life and financial life were being destroyed?
if "fred. m." is stupid, how could he have made up emails from a guy who sounds pretty intelligent, albeit mentally deranged?
I don 't live in Manalapan, but I have been following this blog for some time. I must admit, I like the name "stool". It seems to fit well. I enjoyed reading the emails from this Fred person. Stool seems to be in love with himself, while thinking everyone else is a "Bozo". Maybe Stool is the Bozo? Just a thought from an outsider.
"Who but a bozo would waste their time posting silly comments all day....."
exactly, so STFU. pathetic.
the emails sound pretty stupid to me. That's the first clue that Fred made them up, not the lawyer that Curly keeps claiming wrote them in these posts. By the way, how stupid is Kathy that she can't figure out that the "m" was not part of Fred Stone's name in that post (even though M is his middle initial)? Now you know why no one will pay her to report any more.
Deranged? Who's deranged, the lawyer who wrote miracle's law (which actually did result in a child molester being forced out of town) or the lawyer who was suspended for violating securities laws and creating bogus mutual fund companies?
so while everyone else was with their family this weekend. Curly was posting online all weekend. Why? Because, guess how much time she spent with her grandchildren. I'll give you a hint. Look at the number of posts she made over the weekend. Guess whose family doesn't want anything to do with this nutjob.
classic stool post. has no family or friends, posts all weekrnd, then accuses others of living in the same misery he does.
The posts aren't ALL from her. Some of them belong to Larry of Curly, Larry and George fame, a/k/a Jellopudding, the husband of Her Royal Immenseness, the defamer.
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