Da Purveyor of Pork-Laden Politics

I can remember when I was a little TruthTeller and Grandmama Truth would sit me down and tell me what she thought was important.

She would always say, “Always wear clean underwear in case you’re in a car wreck,” to which daTruthSquad would reply, “If daTruthSquad was in a wreck my underwear wouldn’t be clean anyway.”

She’d also say, “Never, never, never partake in green meat.”

She was definitely right about that.

In da Kingdom, a purveyer of that tainted pork is a former Manalapan mayor who, from time to time saunters up to Town Hall to deliver da results of his many "investigations" into all that is wrong in Kingdom, as only da Prince of Pork can.

In 2007, da Prince of Pork claimed that former Committeeman Joltin Joe did some wrongdoing. Da Prince of Pork handed his “Pork-laden evidence” to everyone but Joltin Joe. Ironically, Joltin Joe’s treasurer and Steve “Iron Girth” McEnery were ready with what they deemed “factual evidence” to counter da Prince of Pork’s allegations.

In da end, da story made headlines in da Snoozepaper written by Back Page Barratta, but that’s as far as it went.

In 2006, again da Prince of Pork went on a mission to Town Hall to root out “corruption.” He claimed for all to hear that both soon-to-be-Mayor Andy Boy and Joltin Joe did not belong serving da public – because, as da Snoozer story says, and as Back Page Barratta wrote, “A former mayor has criticized two Township Committee members for not telling voters they do not own property in the community.”

Apparently da Democratic Prince of Pork missed a little known fact that Governor Toll Troll doesn’t own a home either. Again, a story in da Snoozepaper, but merely fodder for bloggers and others to gain a good chuckle over.

Of course, under da new “Silent Running” strategy of da Queen and her Snoozepaper, da latest production of “Da Prince of Pork Goes to Town Hall” never made da headlines.

So, allow daTruthSquad to break da Queen’s election-year “Cone of Silence.”

At da January 23rd meeting, da Prince of Pork, like all peasants in da Kingdom was allowed to speak, although in his case it showed there may be left of da Prince of Pork’s loin.

As daTruthSquad heard from da TruthTellers in attendance, and saw in da Channel 77 footage smuggled out of da Kingdom, Porky's pork-laden rant started out quite innocently and formally.

"Good evening ladies & gentlemen. Good evening Mayor Roth," said da Prince of Pork.

After that, da intentions of da Prince of Pork became evident for all to see.

Porky then immediately asked about da trial everyone around da world now knows about, "Da Townhip of Manalapan vs Da Mosked Man." Da Queen mayor replied, "It's still pending litigation."

Now apparently da Prince of Pork has spent too much time in da pigpen, or at da trough, or just rolling in da mud. Why did he even have to ask da Committee for all to hear?

All he had to do is go to da EFF website, where Porky could have read da ACTUAL TRANSCRIPT OF DA DECEMBER 21 HEARING, or da letter from da Manalapan Legal Dream Team claiming da EFF was sending, "TIME-WASTING, UNPRODUCTIVE, AND UNPROFESSIONAL THREATS," or any of da other letters, supposed evidence, or information supplied by da Manalapan Legal Dream Team in da case.

Porky then went after Deputy Mayor Susan Cohen, asking her and wanting it on da record that da Mosked man was at her victory party. She said he was, and he, like any member of da Republican club was invited to attend. It is common knowledge that da Mosked man is a dues-paying member of da Manalapan GOP'er's club, that is, unless you live in a pig-pen somewhere.

Porky then tried in vain to pin it on da President of da GOP'ers club, saying, "What you're saying is da President of the Republican club invited him."

After realizing he was sipping at an empty trough, he moved on to his next victim, and then da Prince of Pork really put his hoof in it with a shameless slight against Committeeman Anthony Gennaro, saying,

"I heard Mr. Gennaro is not running for office. Thank you for your 2 years of service, and thank you for not running. Again, thank you for not running."

Immediately, Mr. Gennaro showed his class & dignity by simply saying to da Prince of Pork, "That's poor."

While Mrs. Cohen's face showed complete disgust at da comment, showing their apparent lack of class was committee members "See no evil, speak no evil, and looking evil" not saying anything at all.

Shortly thereafter, a women from da audience came up and said all da right things that should have been said by da Queen mayor in her court, but whose silence was deafening, except when da Prince of Pork tried to rebut da woman's claims and was told by da Queen, "No second bites at da apple."

DaTruth is, da fact there was no outrage by any other member of da Committee speaks volumes about what kind of “court” da Queen is running. It is also interesting that da Snoozepaper would print his rants on other occasions, but why not now? Why no letters to da editor printed?

Of course, there was one letter printed in da Snoozepaper, but it was from 2006 after his “Pulled Pork Property Owner” rant.

DaTruth is, da fact that da Prince of Pork was allowed to get away with what one might possibly consider an "agenda," and that comments like da one against Mr. Gennaro was allowed to happen without any rebuke from da Queen Mayor shows she learned nothing from her husband's "BECAUSE I HATE ITALIANS" rampage thoughout da kingdom, and that her time as mayor anyone will be allowed to take verbal aim at any member of da committee and say vile and disgusting things, it might imagine, as long as it's against certain members of da committee.

Mr. Gennaro, as always showed why he may be da classiest, most honest, and greatest committeemen of da last 30 years by remaining above da vile comments by da Prince of Pork. Da Queen, however, showed exactly why we can all expect "more of da same" during her term of horrors. Her silence as supposed leader is deafening - and da people of Manalapan deserve better.

Now, all of a sudden, it’s “Silent Running” in Manalapan. Not one word about da now infamous and known-around-da-world Da Township of Manalapan vs Da Mosked Man “First Amendment / Land-deal-gone-bad” frivolous lawsuit which has already cost Manalapan residents “over $100,000” according to alleged Manalapan resident Andy Boy.

In response to da “news blackout,” daTruthSquad will offer any Manalapan resident da opportunity to post their own “letter to da editor” on this site in da comments section. It is obvious that 1 of 2 possibilities are happening here – either nobody’s reading da Snoozepaper so nobody’s writing into it, or da letters against Manalapan's "Trial of da Century" aren’t getting printed.

One way or da other, your voice will be heard here. And that’s daTruth.