Con Man Corzine Thinks "Toll" Jokes Are Funny

I think someone better get a room for da Toll Troll next to Britney Spears, because da latest misstep by Con Man Corzine shows this guy is either completely out of touch or has a severe case of “bi-toll-ar disorder.”

Da yearly chamber of horrors train from Trenton to Washington was headlined by da newest comedy sensation, Con Man Corzine. On da train of fools, Corzine somehow got da Chamber of Commerce to sign off on his toll scheme, but while da news folks made that their headline, it was a comment da Toll Troll made that da Star Ledger picked up on that shows that if there is a bed in da nut hut next to Britney because this guy's has serious reality issues.

According to da Star Ledger, "At a breakfast before the train left the station, Corzine joked he was taking the rails through New Jersey "so I don't have to pay any tolls."

Da real funny thing is, nobody was laughing -- and neither was Corzine!

So, da Toll Troll thinks he's da "Larry Roth" (remember "because I Hate Italians") of Trenton, da newest comedy sensation who won't lose a wink of sleep as he raises our tolls by 800% and da price of everything else by who-knows-how-much, and he also has da gaul to crack jokes about it!

Well Toll Troll, nobody's laughing.

There is nothing funny about tolling certain peasants of New Jersey into oblivion.

It was da Star Ledger who did a study using EZ Pass data that showed 29% of da toll scheme would be paid for by da residents of Monmouth & Middlesex County, while combined, da residents of Sussex, Salem, and Warren County would put in just 0.8%

Making matters worse, his ever-changing toll scheme one day has Route 440 in Middlesex County getting a toll, and da next day, it's Route 295 that will get it. What's next, Tennant Road in Manalapan has a toll too?

(I hope Queen Mayor Roth didn't hear that one.)

Da thing that really bothers me is da way some Democrats are playing da role of "Sammy da Sheep" in this Corzine production of "Pee on da Peasant."

DaTruthSquad can remember when a former Manalapan mayor rumbled up to da podium at a town hall meeting and claimed that 2 elected officials on that committee shouldn't be there since they were not property tax payers.

Of course, that purveyor of green meats and other pork byproducts neglected to mention that his Trenton leader is also a "renter." Ironically, I don't hear Curious George badmouthing da Toll Troll – or alleged Manalapan resident and “defendant” Committeeman Andy Boy.

DaTruthSquad can also remember when da Toll Troll was running for comedian/dictator. He said he would run New Jersey "like a business."

One of my TruthTellers reminded daTruthSquad of a story about a business in 1995 that was "buffeted by declining profits." Da business in question decided that to deal with da situation, they would cut 10% of their workforce.

Wow! What a concept! Budget problems, and they cut a bunch of jobs and also trimmed expenses! What kind of company would come up with an idea like that?

According to da New York Times --- IT WAS GOLDMAN SACHS!!!!!!

Gee, you must be wondering who came up with a business decision like that. DaTruthSquad wonders who became Chairman & CEO of Goldman Sachs in 1994 and was calling da shots?

Can you say - JON CORZINE!!!!!!

Of course now, da Toll Troll had no problem cutting jobs and trimming spending when times were tough at Goldman Sachs. However, as governor of NJ, and as da largest employer in da state with out of control spending and a budget teetering on bankruptcy status, da Toll Troll says to all da peasants of da state, “No comrades. Pigs will fly first.”

Is someone pulling his strings and telling him to stick it to da taxpayers? Is da governor Carla Katz? Did he hit his head during da accident where he wasn’t wearing his seatbelt? Is he simply using da “Give them da Shaft” business model?

His tax, surcharge, and toll increases will make Jim Florio seem like a fiscal conservative!

As for da Toll Troll’s followers, daTruthSquad has learned that he invited 150 mayors to “Drum-tax-it” and they all shared his fallacy of passing da tolls onto us. I wonder if one of those mayors was Manalapan’s Queen Michelle?

Maybe someone should ask he, since Manalapan is in Monmouth County which is where a majority of toll money will come from. Don’t expect Back Page Barratta to ask that question. As a reporter, apparently asking questions is not a part of da job, that is, unless you are interviewing people about da Mosked man.

DaTruth is, you may think da Toll Troll’s toll scheme has nothing to do with Manalapan. But don’t forget da peasants of Manalapan pay tolls, and daTruthSquad and all da TruthTellers would like to know where da lovely Queen Mayor stands on this.

Fortunately for alleged Manalapan resident and “defendant” Andy Boy, there are no tolls between Manalapan & Freehold – at least not yet.

And that’s daTruth.