Porky Poo-Poo's Against Those Who Attempt to Quash Free Speech - And Agrees With daTruthSquad!

Apparently not much is going on in Town Hall that da latest meeting was barely over 40 minutes long! I would hope that Manalapan's esteemed public servants on da town dole don't bill for da entire hour - that is, except for da new Township Attorney.

Da last meeting also took a very strange turn, one that had us all looking toward da back corner of da room, expecting to see Rod Serling smoking a cigarette, for watching former Manalapan Mayor George "Porky" Spodak discussing da First Amendment was truly a turn into da Twilight Zone.

When da Mayor Commissar called out his name, everyone in da room and those who witnessed da events unfurl on TV, or on smuggled DVD's outside da Kingdom, expected da usual gross display of berating township residents, or picking on actual GOP'ers and not those who pretend to be. Instead, welcome to da Manalapan version of da Twilight Zone...

First, Porky shuffles up to da microphone, but instead of a shovel, this time he brings a bag with him. When he opened da bag, inside were a stack of towels. At first, daTruthSquad must admit we all thought we were watching an infomercial for da fantastic "Sham-Wow." But then Porky said they were "crying towels." Unbeknownst to many, at least one town official not in attendance and a famous "BaconHead" award winning journalist not in attendance might need them most.

Then, Porky began discussing appointments of volunteers to da various town committees. He specifically stated that those said appointments were very "basically political" made by those in power from 2004 to 2007. Porky also questioned whether "you would appoint someone who lied to da committee?" While he didn't mention any volunteer or prospective volunteer by name, it is indeed a serious charge worthy to note. It then became apparently obvious to many at that point why alleged Manalapan/and or Freehold resident & alleged Republican/and or Democrat Andy Boy was conspicuous in his absence from da meeting. Possibly somewhere, unknown to anyone, poor Andy Boy was recuperating from da bus tracks left on his back by bus driver "Porky," because in 2007, those "political" appointments Porky discussed happened when alleged Manalapan/and or Freehold resident & alleged Republican/and or Democrat Andy Boy was Mayor!

Soon after Porky parked his political bus, he then discussed da Revolutionary War in great detail, saying "Da streets and snow were red with blood" in Trenton, and during da Battle of Monmouth, fought right down da street from Manalapan Town Hall, there was "blood in da fields." At least one of da TruthTellers speculated how he knew so well of da descriptions, almost like he was there in da 1700's. However, further review of da Porky dossier notes that while he may have seen many wars during his long life, da odds against him being there on that hill in Freehold is quite remote, and before anyone speculates, there is absolutely no basis in fact that he supplied meat products to both sides.

However, it soon became clear where Porky was going with his discussion of da Revolutionary War, because --- and hold on to your war bonnets & steak-on-a-stick --- it has been da very same discussion by Porky in da past discussed by daTruthSquad regarding those who sacrificed their lives so we, da people, can enjoy da First Amendment rights they laid down their lives for!

You see, when da Commissar took office, he specifically said he was going to not allow discussion of any kind about da lawsuit that has placed Manalapan on da map of shame - Da Township of Manalapan vs Da Mosked Man. Apparently, Porky was none-too-thrilled his own First Amendment rights were being violated, so he took it upon himself to return that volley back to da Commissar.

Porky said, despite da fact no folks were humming da "Battle Hymn of da Republic," "We, da residents of this town have da right under these documents to speak about this (da Mosked Man) litigation."

Then, da Township Legal Eagle chimed in, citing Section 10:4-12a of da code, saying "In terms of litigation, da committee shouldn't enter into discussion, but residents have da right to come up & say 'I like or don't like this case.'"

What this means, in a nuthouse or nutshell, is that da town career politicians may have learned a very valuable lesson from patting themselves on da papoose in public, because their happy pats were replaced by ones handed down with a judge's gavel, and so far, while it my not seem this way to some, da person who seems to be in da driver's seat here is actually da Mosked Man.

Despite what has been reported in one local bird cage liner, da Mosked man was apparently given da green light to hand out subpoenas like Easter eggs. This means, anyone may be brought in to testify - - former Township Attorneys, former or current engineers, even former Manalapan mayors or other committee people, and other town officials. It is quite possibly that it's not a question of if - but of when.

DaTruth is, in da last 2 months, you've seen daTruthSquad remind da residents of da Kingdom of how important their First Amendment rights under da US Constitution is. That was followed by a brilliant editorial by an actual accredited journalist, Mark Rosman, in what can easily be called, "Da Shot Heard 'Round Manalapan," in what he clearly calls - "the prohibition on speech that has been placed on Manalapan residents by their new mayor."

Rosman's editorial clearly showed that exactly what daTruthSquad was claiming all this time was indeed happening - people's First Amendment rights were being toyed with!! Why else would Rosman's brilliant editorial say in no uncertain terms - "the prohibition on speech that has been placed on Manalapan residents by their new mayor!"

Now, that is followed by a former Manalapan mayor, who inadvertently put his political party's own mayor (da Commissar) and former mayor with apparently more loftier political ambitions which may come out soon (da Queen) in a very bad situation. It will be interesting indeed to see how da politicians handle this - do they tell Porky to back off and be silent? Do they tell Porky he is only allowed to verbally spar Republican Committeewoman Susan Cohen? Or does Porky follow this blog's lead and keep charging forward in defense of da First Amendment?

DaTruth is, while Porky did make points with his stance on da First Amendment that made Porky an honorary TruthTeller, at da same time, it also made certain career politicians look bad. Making matters worse, da proceedings were not covered by da typical award-winning transcribe, but instead by an actual journalist known for getting it right. That makes it even harder for da Gang of Three to have daTruth directed in their favor.

And, even if one member of da Cadre apparently has had enough of Porky lumbering up to da microphone, as daTruthSquad's embedded sources have learned, he and every TruthTeller has da right to ask questions about da Mosked Man lawsuit.

Yes, it will be interesting indeed to see how da Cadre spin this one, and what, if any retribution from da Cadre, goes Porky's way. People like Porky should not fear, because daTruthSquad will not allow da First Amendment to be quashed and silenced, like some have spent taxpayer money trying to do.

Porky, you or anybody needn't fear da Cadre in your quest for being allowed to speak whatever you want to say regarding matters of this township lawsuit. If you think it's frivolous - say so! Nobody - and that means nobody - should be allowed to take away someone else's right to Free Speech! DaTruthSquad has your back - and daTruthSquad will fight your YOUR right to Free Speech!

And that's daTruth.