Friday, March 13, 2009

"Arsenic" On Da Land Manalapan Is Paying Double For????

You have to give credit where credit is due for Manalapan's Mayor Da Commissar. You know this will certainly ruffle some feathers in his own cadre, but he let da cat out of da bag anyway.

Arsenic?

On da site Manalapan is paying double for??????

Are they kidding?????????

In Manalapan, it’s not lawyers running amock – it’s da politicians, and a recent move by da Commissar, da supreme ruler of Manalapanistan, who may have inadvertently handed an important clue to da Mosked Man in da now-infamous, “Township of Manalapan vs Da Mosked Man” legal case heard round-da-world.”

Manalapan has da Tillis Tract, 25 acres of land in which about 13 acres are completely unbuildable & untouchable due to wetlands. There are some who think Manalapan is paying way too much in these economic times, some who think we’re spending too much money on land with no planned use, and a certain few others who think this is da greatest thing since da Gatling Gun.

However, da land raises two big questions – what of da wetlands, and is there any contamination?????

And - ask yourself this --- If it wasn't important, why would da Commissar even bring it up????

Da Commissar at a recent meeting said da Township Committee won’t make any final decision (like we all know what it will be) about da Tillis Tract “until it gets an environmental all-clear from da state,” according to da APP who wrote another hard-hitting Manalapan story.

Da Asbury Park Press wrote, "Before it buys the land, Klauber said, the governing body wants a "no further action" letter from the state Department of Environmental Protection regarding arsenic contamination found on the tract."

Let daTruthSquad say this again ---- ARSENIC????????

Interesting?????

We're not talking about "Play-doh" here, or "spare tires," or even "crumb rubber," which as we have been told by da Manalapan Township Committee's Gang of Three is not a health risk.

ARSENIC???????

DaTruthSquad can’t recall da then-MAYOR in 2004 or 2005, saying they needed any “environmental all-clears” when, much like being told by a court order they much purchase da property, they went ahead and made a controversial land purchase.

DaTruthSquad can’t recall da then-ENGINEER in 2004 or 2005, saying they needed any “environmental all-clears” when, much like being told by a court order they much purchase da property, they went ahead and made a controversial land purchase.

DaTruthSquad can’t recall da then-ANYONE in 2004 or 2005, saying they needed any “environmental all-clears” when, much like being told by a court order they much purchase da property, they went ahead and made a controversial land purchase.

Why?????

In that case, which has spawned a lawsuit which was morphed into a landmark First Amendment case that Manalapan’s Legal Dream Team lost (at taxpayer expense), da town’s lawyers are blaming da attorney who took over for da original attorney for all da problems with “contaminated” land, which everyone knew about because it was a part of the original record. Da town could have easily gone after da former landowners for da $10,500 to fix da problem, but instead have spent, as Committeeman Andy Boy said, “well over $100,000.”

And – DA METER IS STILL RUNNING!

So, let daTruthSquad get this straight....

Manalapan's Gang of Three or Four want to purchase 25 acres of land, in which about 40% or so is completely unusable due to wetlands issues, for twice da price of da going rate, to build a yet-unknown project on it because nobody knows what they want to do with it, to expand a rec center that was just expanded, while home foreclosures in Manalapan are at an all-time high, with a 42% municipal tax increase in da last two years already in place and another massive municipal tax increase (which they'll blame on Trenton) on its way, aon top of what Governor Tax-zine wants to toss on us all, while paying for da most controversial lawsuit in county history which made worldwide news, and oh - by da way - there may be arsenic on da site??????

Are they kidding?????

DaTruth is, Manalapan should probably buy da Tillis tract anyway, and use da land to build a tent city for all da people who's homes are foreclosed on because they can't afford their skyrocketing taxes!

Making this even worse are da quotes in a recent local Snoozepaper story about this very same land deal. In a story written by thank-goodness-he wrote-it Mark Rosman, da key points he brought up are as follows:

"No formal plan for da use of da land has been announced."

"Da mayor could not provide a specific payback amount since da interest rate is not set until da bonds are sold."

When one local resident brought up renegotiating, that idea was smacked down by alleged Manalapan/and or Freehold resient & alleged Republican/and or Democrat Committeeman Andy Boy who said, "It would be quite dishonorable to break a signed agreement."


Arsenic??????

DaTruth is, alleged Manalapan/and or Freehold resient & alleged Republican/and or Democrat Committeeman Andy Boy is absolutely right. So there may possibly be arsenic on da property Manalapan's Gang of Three or Four want to spend millions of $$$$$ on. SO WHAT. It's just arsenic. It's not like it could potentially be a health hazard or something. Arsenic must be safe, because why would da Manalapan Township Committee want to buy da land in da first place? And, as Andy Boy said, "It would be quite dishonorable to break a signed agreement."

Kudos for Da Commissar for coming out with da information about potential arsenic on da Tillis tract. That deserves praise. He may quite possibly face scorn from other cadre members for this, but worry not - for alerting da public with your call for da DEP to investigate this, daTruthSquad will watch da back of da Commissar -- and residents of Manalapan -- make sure you ask da questions at da very next and every other meeting why your elected representatives are so gung-ho on fast-tracking da purchase of land - NEARLY HALF OF WHICH THEY CANNOT EVEN TOUCH -- FOR DOUBLE DA PRICE --- THAT MAY POTENTIALLY HAVE ARSENIC ON IT??????????

Only in Manalapanistan - and that's daTruth!

68 comments:

Let me be the first to comment said...

The only "poison" in this town is DaTruthSquad and its puppet master.

Anonymous said...

thanks for your opinion andy. Now go back to what you were doing with PH.

Anonymous said...

Why is it only now, after all the debate on this issue is "arsenic" now coming up? I was all for Manalapan buying this land before this. Now absolutely no way. If my tax dollars go to buying land with arsenic on it, I'll be the first to call Trenton and demand an investigation into this. What a bunch of scam artists these politicians are!

Anonymous said...

everbody relax, im sure there above SOMEONES garage right now figuring all this out.I hope A and M invite richie.after all,he is the mayor.

Anonymous said...

So nobody answered my question on the last go around. Who is the ex mayor that got free trips and luggage from a big builder?

Anonymous said...

Beats me.

Who is it?

Anonymous said...

I keep looking into my magic crystal ball to see who it is, but for some reason, every time I ask that question, everything is Gray.

Anonymous said...

I actually think the whole incident is mosked, pardon, masked as something else.

Anonymous said...

you could be right. He's uncovered a lot of corruption in Manalapan over the years and may well be the person uncovering this, too.

Anonymous said...

that's exactly why people like Spodak, Shapiro, Lucas, McEnery and Roth are so afraid of him and are constantly attacking him. He's no friend of corrupt politicians. Never was and never will be.

Anonymous said...

hmm. looks like the poster three above had a Freudian slip, asking for a pardon already. You'd better hurry. Don't wait for the indictment. In a few months there won't be a democratic governor any more and it will be harder for crooks like you to get off the hook.

Anonymous said...

What is the time limit for prosecution of taking bribes? Does anyone know how long the statute of limitations is?

Anonymous said...

there is no statute of limitations where the person didn't report the bribe on his tax return. I'm guessing there's no Gray area involved about whether the individual in question reported the bribes on his tax returns.

Anonymous said...

Hmmm, yes, one poster is right. Look for the mosked bullspit, 'cause the that's what it it is, bullspit.

Anonymous said...

Since it's not coming from damosked man, and it appears to be confirmed in several locations, it looks like you're wrong about everything -- again.

Anonymous said...

Nope. That poster is right, because it's not coming from anyone, but the one person. A person by the way, who no one listens to or has any use for, except you of course, his aide de camp.

Anonymous said...

sounds like andy didn't have anything to do again this morning. What's the matter, Andy, upset because you are being sued? I hope he takes your last dollar, you pervert, bitter little queen. But that's ok, keep posting. Maybe he'll have another lawsuit against you for defamation.

Anonymous said...

Nope, not Andy, but you are a despicable human being. You also happen to be the same one who posts over and over again. Someone once mentioned that you should be smacked in your foul mouth. I agree. More than likely, you are probably a little fat guy, who would run terrified from Andy or anyone else in Manalapan for that matter. Your master is getting nothing. Hear me, nothing? You on the other hand are probably going to get plenty.

Anonymous said...

Who are you talking to? You seem to know all about this person you are ranting at, yet you haven't the faintest idea who he/she is. That makes you look a little psychotic, doesn't it. Now let's see, who do we know who is classicly psychotic. Well, one symptom would be constantly giggling like a little girl. Another would be having no idea whether he is a democrat or republican, whether he lives in Manalapan or Freehold, whether he prefers men or women, whether he is for the village center or against it, whether he is on the same side of his running mates (two of them) or against them. Do we know anybody like that?

Anonymous said...

"More than likely, you are probably a little fat guy, who would run terrified from Andy or anyone else in Manalapan for that matter."

Why would George Spodak be attacking Estrogen Boy. I thought they were on the same side. Oh wait, I forgot, Andy has no idea who is or isn't on his side.

Anonymous said...

"Who are you talking to? You seem to know all about this person you are ranting at, yet you haven't the faintest idea who he/she is."

You know exactly who I am talking to. I'm talking to you, the little fat a$$, aide de camp of the puppetmaster, your boss. That's who you sound exactly like.

Anonymous said...

Hey fat a$$, keep your eyes open, lest your boss stops short and your nose gets wedged in his behind!

I like that, fat a$$. It makes sense.

Anonymous said...

The only people I know who are controlled by puppeteers are certain township committee members and Spodak. That means, whoever keeps talking about puppeteers is not just a little potty mouth, but is also guilty of - you guessed it -- transference, transference, transference.

Anonymous said...

I'm going to send this to the people at mastercard to see if they want it for their next commercial.

Buying land for twice the price - $1.75 million dollars.

Amount of that land that Manalapan can't even build on because of wetlands issues - 50%

Arsenic on that land?

PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT A BUNCH OF TOOLS MANALAPAN HAS RUNNING THEIR GOVERNMENT!

Anonymous said...

I am getting very confused. Who are the players again? Real names for the fun names, please.

Anonymous said...

MANALAPAN, NJ MARCH 17, 2009 - APP-Calling themselves the "new and improved Gang of Three", a masked, black hooded group identifying themselves only as Butch, Steve and Severly Confused, today appeared before the Manalapan Township Committee and asked to halt the sale of the Tillis property at the Rec Center because there might be arsenic on the land.
Mayor Richard Klauber in a moment of sheer exasperation, pointed out that arsenic in the soil is an incredibly common, naturally occurring event in agrarian areas."Manalapan was an agrarian town for most of its existence," said Mayor Klauber, "Most property in this town has some arsenic content in their soil. I don't understand your concern."
At that point the hooded group proceeded to show the Committee and the audience the old black and white comedy film, "Arsenic and Old Lace" with Carey Grant.
"People died in this movie!" said Severely Confused. "Think of the children." She then immediately demanded that former Mayor Roth stop smiling at her.
After the meeting, the hooded group, called a press conference and announced they would be hiring an ex-Township Attorny to sue the town. The group said that "one of the strategies that the Attorney, (who according to well placed sources is Stuart Moskevitz), is to sue God for placing the poison on the land in the first place.
Former Marine and Deputy Mayor Don Holland said he thought he had seen it all but wonders how long he can put up with this new form of mental torture. Committeeman Andrew Lucas was quoted as saying that moving to Colorado was more and more of an option and Committeeman Michelle Roth said that she is ready to leave her post and take a stab at the Assembly race in the 12th district only if the district was gerrymandered to make sure that the houses of "the new Gang of Three" would not be included in her district.
Committeewoman Susan Cohen said she had no comment but was looking forward to the next Committee meeting.

Anonymous said...

its official...........you are a moron.

Anonymous said...

I read the actual story in the newspaper, and it was Gang of Three Original Gangsta Kommisar Klauber who told the newspaper he wanted to wait until the DEP cleared the land of any problems like arsenic. Why would he even bring it up if there wasn't a problem???

Anonymous said...

I think to prove that Arsenic is natural and no problem, Klauber, Roth and Lucas -- and in the unlikely event that the dumb poster three above is not one of those three, include him/her also -- should each be required to eat a quart of the soil before the township purchases the property. That's kind of a win-win situation for the taxpayers, isn't it?

Anonymous said...

speaking of roth,listen klauber,although i am not of your party affiliation,be aware........I watch her very closely on 77.she is setting you up.if you look bad,she looks good.

she is so prim and proper with her glasses and undersized clothing.

BE AWARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

undersized clothing? Roth? Yeh, I guess. Size 14 is undersized for her. And she does brush her hair for at least half the meetings.

Anonymous said...

" Anonymous said...
its official...........you are a moron."

It's official..........you are a retard

Anonymous said...

sheeeeeeeees baaaaaaack.......WATCH OUT RICHIE,ITS MAD!

Anonymous said...

Who is Richie? I can't sort out the players. Please fill us in!

Anonymous said...

Since the current powers that be don't believe in free speech for anyone other than themselves, this response to "chickenstew" on NJ.COM will probably be deleted there: Everything you wrote is completely wrong. It's hard to tell whether you're just stupid, which you are, or totally dishonest, which we know you are, or you wouldn't spend your life attacking Stu. NAME the two lawsuits you claim he lost to Wasser. He was only involved AS AN ATTORNEY, not personally, in one against Wasser, so it's difficult to see how he could have lost two. In fact, he BEAT the school district on the redistricting; he BEAT the school district on the dumbing down policy; and he BEAT the district on the voting issue. That sounds like 3-0 to me. He wasn't "thrown out" as Mayor, that's bs by the corrupt politicians. Mayoral terms in Manalapan are only one year. He served that year lowering taxes, raising surplus, increasing services, increasing police, providing an ambulance for the first aid squad (which didn't happen again until he was the township attorney), bringing millions of dollars of grant money into Manalapan, and on and on. No one has ever come close to matching what he did in one year. But to do that, he had to block corruption. He threw certain people off the recreation commission (one of whom constantly posts on this blog -- as you know VERY well, chickenstew) and kicked Norman Kauff out of town. As a result, in 2001, they didn't let him run for reelection, throwing a primary against him even though the municipal chairman and the county committee voted overwhelmingly to give him the line. The fact that the democratic machine came out against him is a BADGE OF HONOR, not a negative. And your nonsense about the land deal is just that. The judge has already stated in open court several times that the case is malicious and political. There is no merit to the lawsuit and none of the three judges has even suggested that there is. All you need to know is that the corrupt politicians who brought this lawsuit promised that it wouldn't cost the taxpayers a cent and have already spent 20,000 dollars of our money on this case while lying to us about the cost, including over $3,000 just this last meeting. And everyone with a brain (sorry, that obviously leaves you out) knows by now that the township has always been fully protected by the statute that allows it to sue the home sellers -- EXACTLY what they say he should have put in the contract, EXACTLY what was unnecessary because of the statute. And the township has failed to sue the home sellers. So it wasn't Stu who didn't protect the taxpayers, it was the gang of three who are deliberately keeping this frivolous lawsuit alive for political reasons rather than protecting the taxpayers by doing what the law allows. Now go have another beer.

Anonymous said...

Wa, wa, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. If you weren't such a cry baby, you might actually do something constructive for the town. Posts deleted. You are the deleter, you hypocrite. Call it self promotion, or better yet, self flagellation.

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry, did you actually have anything to say, or are you still recovering from the green beer?

Anonymous said...

Yes I did, it went something like:

You are the deleter, you hypocrite. Call it self promotion, or better yet, self flagellation

Get it or are YOU still recovering from the green beer?

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry, did you actually have anything to say, or are you still recovering from the green beer?

Anonymous said...

Yes I did, it went something like:

You are the deleter, you hypocrite. Call it self promotion, or better yet, self flagellation

Get it or are YOU still recovering from the green beer?

C'mon, you are some 4th grader on mom's computer and she doesn't know right? Come back when you grow up.

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry, did you actually have anything to say, or are you still recovering from the green beer?

Anonymous said...

Stu, you are a jerk off. Just go away fer christ sakes.

Anonymous said...

Stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. Go to bed, you a$$..........

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry, did you actually have anything to say, or are you still recovering from the green beer?

Anonymous said...

What's the matter, Jimbo, your wife wouldn't let you out tonight to be with Emmerman, so you have to post online all night?

Anonymous said...

Nah Stuie, I'm not Jimbo. Seems like you posted last, no?

Anonymous said...

you really are obsessed with this guy, aren't you. He must have busted you big time. Tell us, which defeated, loser politician are you?

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry, did you actually have anything to say, or are you still recovering from the green beer?

Anonymous said...

"you really are obsessed with this guy, aren't you. "

Was that supposed to be a question? Learn how to write schmuck. If you insist on calling me Jimbo, I'll call you Stuie. Can your feeble brain process that? Got it, schmuck?

Anonymous said...

I am confussed again. Is jimbo Wasser or Gray?

Anonymous said...

Who knows? He is whatever Jimbo the Stu a$$ kisser thinks he is. Along with a dozen other "former corrupt politicians" (Yay for the caped crusader). Want to push his button? Mention Stu. He/she/it goes crazy. LOL

Anonymous said...

Stu kicked both their a$$es. I want to know which one would be hanging out with the wicked witch in FRHSD.

Anonymous said...

"If you insist on calling me Jimbo, I'll call you Stuie."

I'm not surprised that you can't tell the difference between a guy and a girl. That explains A LOT. It even explains that Emmerman thing.

Anonymous said...

I can tell you this. Both Jim's are not currently involved in a lawsuit for failing to perform thier job. Refute that one acolyte. Should be a good rant forthcoming from the foaming at the mouth flunkie.

Anonymous said...

I think the only person going crazy here, is you, not Stu. Since it's already pretty well known that Stu doesn't post, and it's already pretty well known why -- since he has several cases pending against defamatory posters -- I guess you're wrong again. Not surprising. Clueless and corrput. You have a good combination there.

Anonymous said...

New word corrput. It's a cross between corrupt and Kaput. Both applicable here. It's funny that the "dream team" didn't last five minutes trying to uncover a blogger, but Stu has several cases on behalf of clients going forward. Hmm. Maybe the taxpayers really aren't getting their moneysworth out of the "dream team."

Anonymous said...

Nice try on corrput. We are not buying it however. You are an idiot. Go post in the idiots forum. They have spell check. Not only can't you spell, you apparently have a reading comprehension problem.

Anonymous said...

looks like someone is a little testy, doesn't it? Gee, maybe STU'S GETTING YA. HA! Run, while you can. He's EVERYWHERE! You can't escape. He's watching you. He's tapping your phones. He's posting everywhere about you. He is controlling everyone in Manalapan. Everyone is his puppet. Look behind you! Was that him? Uh oh. Be careful starting your car. Uh oh. Is that Stu at your computer? Is he hacking your computer? Is he stealing your email? Where's Stu? What's he doing to you now? OMG. WATCH OUT!!!! LOL. You are such a loser.

Anonymous said...

^ When did they let you out of the insane asylum? Try to keep up with the thread, you nitwit. Like I said, a reading comprehension.

Anonymous said...

transference, transference, transference.

Anonymous said...

back at you, evil one.

Anonymous said...

gee, that was clever. Did you think about that all by yourself? It sounds like the same level of sophistication that went into the budget the last three years.

Anonymous said...

Thanks, it was clever wasn't it, clown? Now get your nose out of his behind, lackey.

Anonymous said...

gee, that was clever. Did you think about that all by yourself? It sounds like the same level of sophistication that went into the budget the last three years.

Anonymous said...

Thanks, it was clever wasn't it, clown? Now get your nose out of his behind, lackey.

Well, let me just add, if you like having your nose in his behind, what can we say?

Anonymous said...

LOL. That's funny.

How did Friday go, by the way? Enlighten us who don't know.

Anonymous said...

Kathy, you're so pathetic. You've tried everything you can to find out what happened while you make a complete a$$ of yourself sitting there wasting your life for two hours while the judge did everything in chambers. No one's going to tell you anything Kathy. You were fired, Kathy. You're nothing now. No one has any use for you. You'll find out when everyone else finds out on Friday. I'll tell you this. If what I'm told is true, you're going to realize what a fool you've made of yourself.

Anonymous said...

What you were told was told to you by a lying buffoon. You know what a buffon is, don't you lackey? Keep your head up, lest you know who stops short and you find your nose up his behind.