Mayor's Statements Issue #1: Da Former Queen Mayor says “Mr. Moskovitz Started A Lawsuit”

It’s been awhile since daTruthSquad took a vacation. Maybe we all should?

After sitting in town hall for the knock down-drag out- wrestling extravaganza - otherwise known as da December 17, 2008 meeting of da Manalapan Township Committee, 5 things immediately came to mind.

*** Thank everything holy this was da Queen’s last as mayor – for now.

*** We’ll surely miss da Queen’s pleasant demeanor toward her subjects.

*** It will be very interesting to see if Commissar Klauber gives anyone, especially former Mayor Spodak more than his traditional 10-17 minutes.

*** We’ll miss da Queen’s distorted view of history.

*** Nothing was reported about it in da Snoozepaper, of course, that's not unusual.

Among da many stories that came out of that meeting, again, none of which will be reported by da Snoozer, includes da claim made by a former GOP’er group president that a current committeeman, alleged Manalapan/and or Freehold resident & alleged Republican/and or Democrat Andy Boy allegedly released confidential information from Executive Session during GOP’er club meetings.

An additional claim made by Deputy Mayor Susan Cohen was that Andy Boy also released Executive Session info to her!

Of course, this is da very same type of thing that earned a Gang of Three censure for Cohen & former committeeman Mr. Gennaro. Like one of da TruthTellers, who identifies themselves as "Da Gunslinger" said, "It's only censure if someone other than da Gang of Three does it."

Another was da Queen’s tactful, sincere, pleasant, and sympathetic way she touched da hearts of her subjects when they addressed her during meetings.

“I’m running this meeting – not you,” she responded to one person who dared speak during da public session.

“It’s getting very comical with you,” she said to another of her royal subjects.

And, responding to yet another, she said, “We’ve been very patient with you all year!”

On a good note, nobody was hit over da head with Porky’s prized shovel during da meeting, and da apparent resolution to place 16th century stocks in front of Town Hall to house those who dare question da Queen’s court was not voted on.

Then, of course, you have da Queen’s semi-distorted view of history.

In what was surely an award-winning "Baconhead" performance, when another royal subject dare to ask a question before da Queen & her court, this one regarding da now-infamous “Township of Manalapan vs Da Mosked Man,” specifically questioning a bill incurred by township taxpayers regarding da lawsuit, da Queen made sure everybody knew exactly whose fault this lawsuit was – not da reasons – but who actually started this whole fiasco…….

“YOU’RE COMPLAINING ABOUT A BILL BECAUSE MISTER MOSKOVITZ STARTED A LAWSUIT!”

No, there was no typo there….

“YOU’RE COMPLAINING ABOUT A BILL BECAUSE MISTER MOSKOVITZ STARTED A LAWSUIT!”

OK, let daTruthSquad get this straight?

Is it that da Mosked Man had so much time on his hands, he decided to sue himself on behalf of all Manalapan residents?

Was it da Mosked Man who then sued daTruthSquad, claiming this blog was actually his?

Then, one can apparently surmise by da Queen’s logic that it was actually da Mosked Man who called bloggers, “Anonymous Bomb Throwers?”

Then, when “he” lost his First Amendment case in December, 2007, it obviously then was alleged Manalapan/and or Freehold resident & alleged Republican/and or Democrat Andy Boy who filed a 3rd party lawsuit against himself?

That’s right, peasants! Your current committeewoman who YOU elected said that da Mosked Man started this whole Land Deal Gone bad – First Amendment lawsuit because “HE STARTED” it!!!!!

It almost harkens us back to da day Sir Larry said “BECAUSE I HATE ITALIANS” during a meeting. First, da Queen and her Cadre denied it. Then, after it made every newspaper other than da Snoozer, her blame-game included:

1. An Irishman.

2. A funny joke.

3. A bad joke.

4. It was never said.

5. It was said in jest.

DaTruth is, after she said that, daTruthSquad nearly fell out of our chair. Poor budget management – blame it on Republicans. No money – blame it on Trenton. Don’t want to talk about it – blame it on da residents who dare speak during meetings. File a lawsuit that even da judge in da case alleges may be political – just say da target of da lawsuit is da one who brought it!

DaTruthSquad would have to doubt that there has never been such a distorted view of history ever in Town Hall than what has transpired during da last 2 administrations. However, since da Snoozepaper has either decided not to or just won’t hold those who distort this history accountable for their actions, that duty falls on daTruthSquad. That is why daTruthSquad has decided to use this blog to continue to expose corruption not only in Manalapan, but everywhere corruption and distortions of daTruth rears its ugly head.

Oh, and if you need to know da real truth about da case of "Da Township of Manalapan vs Da Mosked Man," click here to see all of da evidence for yourself - directly from court records.

Former Queen mayor, alleged Manalapan/and or Freehold resident & alleged Republican/and or Democrat Andy Boy, da Cadre, be fairly warned – corruption, distortions of daTruth, and misdeeds against taxpayers may go unnoticed by a local Snoozepaper, they will not go unnoticed by this blog and other bloggers, as well as da TruthTellers who are embedded in all corners of Manalapan and around da world.

And Commissar Klauber, let’s hope you see da light, because what da Cadre might not tell you is, there actually are folks who would like you to do da right thing and succeed. There’s still hope for you, or at least we all hope so.

And that’s daTruth.