Monday, January 16, 2012

Da Color Of Failure Is Green

You have to admit that Manalapan's GOP did something right in empowering da GOP'ers "First Lady" as Mayor during the town's annual reorganization. After two years of rule under da wealthy landowner and soon to own more land Land Baron Andy Boy, Manalapan handed da keys to da mayor's office to Susan Cohen, da most highly qualified person of da now all-five super majority ruling class of 2012. Rest assured, Manalapan's elegant First Lady will represent not da interests of her party bosses, but instead work for da people of Manalapan, a very refreshing change to say da very least.

Now, who is da color of failure in Manalapan Green?????

Gather around da campfire TruthTellers and hear a tale of woe as only daTruthSquad can tell it:

Once upon a time, a young man flush with political ambition and a thirst for power saw how some benefited and wanted in to da party. So, in walked Ryan Green. He quickly rose through da political ranks, dutifully at da side of his somewhat rotund party boss backing his political masters at each turn.

He rose through da ranks to become "Deputy-Lucas," but that is not where our story ends.

In a thirst for power, he saw a Monmouth County Freeloader position may be within reach. Believing he was perfectly suited to be a Freeloader, Green tossed his beret into da ring and proclaimed with perceived political backing "Yes, I want to be a Freeloader!!!"

However, his ascention to da ranks of da Freeloader Board would prove not just to be a failure, it would prove to be both a miserable and an embarrassing failure, and prove even more to be an extremely embarrassing failure that would make da Manalapan GOP look like a rudderless ship.

Finding his own campaign gaining all da traction of a mule stuck in 10 feet of mud, da "Green Brigade" launched a political cheap shot at front runner Serena DiMaso, claiming she was part of a group attempting to sell Green Acres-funded land with a last-minute accusation that they must have at da very least assumed would throw a wrench into her very positive-run campaign. Green's Hornets tried everything, except maybe calling DiMaso a "Vulture Capitalist" or a "Socialist Marxist Communist."

However, DiMaso, who you can call da "Susan Cohen of Howell" for her elegance, grace and willingness to stand for all da people, instead fired back calling what Green's Goblins did nothing in effect nothing more than 11th hour politics by a failed candidate who couldn't tell da difference between a tomato and da Empire State Building. She released a statement, saying "The Plum Lane property that Ryan ‘read’ about was not purchased with Green Acres money. It was donated to the Township and is surplus land" and then said "If Ryan wanted to engage in a genuine debate about open space, why wait until the 11th hour with a press release? I saw Ryan on the campaign trail three times this week. He has my number and my email. He could have brought this up anytime. This type of last minute distortion is very disappointing coming from a so called Republican. Maybe Ryan’s ambition and NJEA DNA is more dominant in his character than his status as a Republican, especially one who promised to run a positive campaign. If he broke this promise to a fellow Republican, what promises will he break to the Monmouth County taxpayer? ”

Poor "Lyin' Ryan." He should know after working hand-in-hand with da Manalapan GOP Axis of Evil that rule #1 is "When your already deep in a hole - stop digging," and rule #2 is "If you are a perceived Crony Capitalist who backs a land grab that made statewide headlines as a perceived 7-figure partisan political payout, don't shine a light on what you did by falsely claiming someone else is doing it too - especially if they are not."

Well, TruthTellers, da proof is in da GOP'er pudding on this one.

Da GOP'ers all pulled up to da trough and had their nominating event. With daTruthSquad neatly tucked away in da corner and unknown to da GOP'ers in da room, we all watched as da official proceedings took place. Da nominations began, and while da great Jennifer Beck nominated Serena DiMaso, since it appears nobody else wanted da honors, da Manalapan Party Boss Steve "Iron Girth" McEnery nominated "Lyin' Ryan," becoming da only actual party boss who did not hold a county or statewide office to make a candidate nomination!

Then, da vote. With nearly 500 county committee people and a room filled with dignataries and others, and let's not forget daTruthSquad neatly tucked away, Serena took nearly half of all da votes in da first round of ballots - Serena with 243, Howell Mayor Walsh with 140, another guy with 64 and trailing da pack - there was Lyin Ryan with a mere 39 votes!

Walsh, who decided not to allow a runoff, graciously withdrew, leaving Serena just a swearing-in away from becoming a Freeloader!

But, back to Private Ryan.

What became embarassingly clear to everyone in da room was da Green Monster's mere 39 votes. Not only did he prove that his 11th hour political stunt backfired worse than an Edsal with a bad carbourator, he also pulled down some of his supporters with him, but before we go there, why is the number 39 so demeaning to da Manalapan GOP???

Well, TruthTellers, it means that with Manalapan having 52 county committee members, he couldn't even get their full support!!!!! This means that at da bare minimum, 13 Manalapan GOP'er County Committee members -- 25% -- didn't even vote for their own alleged "favorite son!" This means one of two things --- one, a bunch of Manalapan County Committee people picked a very wrong time to all take a smoke break together as da vote started, or Iron Girth doesn't have his own house in order!

Making matters worse, da great MoreMonmouthMusings called McEnery's GOP'er leadership in this case an "embarrassing failure." and Green and McEnery "damaged."

DaTruth is, my TruthTellers, Triple M is right. First, da Green Eggs and Ham team violated Ronald Reagan's 11th commandment. Second, da Green Cheesers picked on da wrong person. Serena DiMaso is beyond reproach, and with style and grace took her size-8 high heels and rammed it squarely in da unprotected hind parts of da 11th commandment breakers. In other words, Green now squarely finds himself in a deep hole that his mentor not only helped him dig, but left both shovels in da hole as evidence! Green Beans had da chance to be da next Manalapan mayor, but instead saw a bigger political salary at da Freeloader trough in his sights, even more high-paying than da town job he voted to have his sister take before that got exposed and Lyin' Ryan was forced to tell da world he didn't recognize his own sister's name!

Instead, da Greenie Baby became political fodder, his "elect ability" for bigger office can now be considered political poison, his party boss was exposed, and even more interesting, Land Baron Andy Boy even seemed to distance himself from this one, not even nominating his now alleged protege, and not even coming out with a statement fro da newspapers standing by his side in da "Green Acres-gate" they tried to tie to Serena, and this of course leads to an even bigger question --- was Andy Boy part of that group who took a smoke break when da vote was going on?????

Or, an even bigger question -- was there another agenda in place to explain Andy Boy's absence from Saving Private Ryan? Under whose orders did at da minimum one-quarter of all Manalapan County Committee folks not vote for their own alleged "favorite son?"

Just another day in da political life of Manalapanistan - and definitely political "Green Meat" food for thought.

And that's daTruth!

50 comments:

Anonymous said...

However, DiMaso, who you can call da "Susan Cohen of Howell"

Hold on DTS. Susan Cohen supported Mr. Greenjeans to be Freeholder instead of Mayor!

Anonymous said...

As a member of the Monmouth County Republican Committee, I didn't find it surprising that Green couldn't even get the backing of his own town. Serena didn't deserve the hatchet job he tried to give her. Kudos for bringing that point across.

Anonymous said...

Duh! Why do you think Susan stood by Green. She got to be mayor. He didn't.

Anonymous said...

Makes you wonder if they set Ryan Green up to fail. Were they trying to teach him a lesson??????

TheTownFightsBack said...

Finally, a blog that tells the truth. It's about time someone exposes the lies. I love this blog! At least here my posts will be read by people because there's censorship on other sites.

ArtGallagher said...

Great, entertaining and cutting piece as usual.

One correction, Serena would be the Susan Cohen of Holmdel, not Howell.

TheTownFightsBack said...

Thank goodness this website has no censorship. My posts were pulled down on another one. The First Amendment is alive and well here. Thanks daTruth!

Anonymous said...

You can stick a fork in Lyin Ryan's political ambitions. And I think he has alged close friends holding that fork.

Anonymous said...

One correction: Joe Dibella nominated Bob Walsh so Walsh also did not have a County or Statewide official nominate him

TheRealTownFightsBack said...

Hopefully the people here who read this excellent blog will not be forgetting how the Lucas Alliance will be doing whatever they can to make sure he gets his $$$$$ taxpayer money. I have to post this here because unlike other boards there is no censorship here.

Anonymous said...

There's a great point poised on this blog about Lucas and Green. Where was Andy when his lieutennant needed his support the most? You have to question whether Lucas has no more juice with the county Republican party, or maybe his land grab plan cost him his backing, or whether he actually set Green up to fail to keep him from outshining him? If Green did win the Freeholder's position he would have become the face of Manalapan Republicans. Maybe Lucas didn't want to take a back seat to Ryan Green?

TheTownDoesFightsBack said...

The post on the NJ.com comment section by "TheTownFightsBack" is not my post. More of DaSame from Da Lucas Alliance. Soon it will fade away, as it should.

DoesTheTownFightBack? said...

The same copycat commenter that posted under my name on NJ.com posted again. What does that tell you? It tells me that whoever is hijacking my handle is being silly and immature. Obviously that person has absolutely NO integrity.

For the record, I post on DTS because DTS stands up for the First Ammendment. Indeed this is a great blog!

Anonymous said...

I'm the real TheTownFightsBack. I dare you to post this because I know you won't because you censor everything and never post comments that you don't like. I hate your blog. You are a disturbed person. You'll never post this because you lie about defending the first amendment. I dare you to post this truthsham.

Anonymous said...

Hey town, give it up. You're coming across like a Green supporter, which makes Michelle Roth seem pretty good right now.

Anonymous said...

Curley and the Freeholders may be examining the Lucas land deal anew.

Anonymous said...

Now that Green has been foresaken by both his own local Republican party and ex-mentor/mayor Lucas, perhaps he will come clean and reveal da Truth about Andrew's land-grab scheme.

Anonymous said...

The good news about this year's Manalapan Township Committee is that nobody serving has ever been accused of a massive securities fraud, and paid a heavy penalty and fine demanded by the Securities and Exchange Commission.

Then again, a person like that has yet to run for office in Manalapan as far as we know.

Anonymous said...

Curious now that Green has been slapped in public by his own County Committee will this once-solid foot soldier for Lucas and his ilk now spill the beans?

Anonymous said...

you can daven for the rest of your life, but hashem will remember you eternally for your billy levinson story. your soul is filth.

Anonymous said...

Actually, the only person in Manalapan who paid a heavy fine to the SEC did run for office many years ago. He lost by a huge margin once everyone realized what a jerk he was.That explains why he spends all day blogging. No one can stand this guy. They actually shut down the hate site because KB didn't even want to read his filth all day.

No truer words spoken said...

From NJ.com...

5301.1.1. Untitled
by JohnQPublic100, 01/18/12 9:02 AM
Re: who doesn't tell DaTruth? by TheTownFightsBack, 01/18/12 9:02 AM
"DTS is nauseatingly self-rightious" ... Hello Pot, Meet Kettle.

Don't you have some securities laws to break?

Anonymous said...

Is it me or is the town fights back having a big conversation with himself and his alterego screen names on NJ.com? What a patheric loser.

Anonymous said...

I still don't get it. Why would the GOP in this town go after one of their own because he wanted a higher office. Could it be the point of the blogger is wrong or that the GOP is paranoid of someone else becoming a key player they cannot control?

Anonymous said...

I think Green got what he deserved IMHO. He had the chance to be mayor of Manalapan but instead wanted a bigger office and bigger taxpayer funded paycheck. His ego was writing checks his political handlers couldn't cash.

Anonymous said...

I don't think that Ryan Green was smart enough to realize he got the short end from those in the party above him. I wonder how much dirt he has on them?

Anonymous said...

Ryan Green's reelection campaign will be an interesting one. Will he not get the support from Lucas he apparently didn't get at the county committee meeting?

Anonymous said...

Green has nothing on Lucas. He voted with Lucas on everything. Therefore, whatever he would have on Lucas he will have on himself.

ManalapanFraud.blogspot said...

I just tired to post something at the ManalapanFraudFirst site and they wanted personal information from me. So much for freedom of speech. That site is probably a spam site IMHO.

Anonymous said...

The one thing Lucas does have over Green is a 1.2 million property acquired for "free" from NJ taxpayers.

TheTownFightsBack said...

I can't believe the rubbish on the NJ.com site where people are complaining like snivling little weasels about roads not being plowed. Manalapan's DPW under the direction of the Manalapan Township Committee did an outstanding job of plowing each and every street leaving not an ounce of snow or ice behind. Nobody was sliding around as some houligan claims. All those people are merely exaggurating the fact that every street no matter where in town was plowed. And if you want more truth, read my blog which is more factual than this one.

Anonymous said...

"I can't believe the rubbish on the NJ.com site where people are complaining like snivling little weasels about roads not being plowed. Manalapan's DPW under the direction of the Manalapan Township Committee did an outstanding job of plowing each and every street leaving not an ounce of snow or ice behind. Nobody was sliding around as some houligan claims. All those people are merely exaggurating the fact that every street no matter where in town was plowed. And if you want more truth, read my blog which is more factual than this one."

I agree with the fact that DPW did an excellent job cleaning up the roads (although calling people "houligans" is a bit over the top. I only wish the same could be said for Knob Hill where the roads were like an ice skating rink. In fact one car skidded out of control and hit a light pole. Yes, I know that the town is not responsible for Knob Hill but this time I wish it was as our streets would have at least been clean.
regards
Seth

Anonymous said...

In response to another blogger, Andrew Lucas has not received any farmland preservation funds. The state so far has turned turned him down and he is under investigation by the county ethics board. Why doesn't Manalapan have an ethics board. Marlboro and other towns have one??

Anonymous said...

I live in Balmar Woods off of Union Hill Road. Our streets were never plowed or sanded. They remained covered with ice and dangerous for a couple of days following the storm.

Anonymous said...

This Lucas land purchase is becoming quite interesting. Most people assume that he gave the previous owner an initial deposit with the balance due coming from "expected" farm preservation funds. Thanks to unanticipated disclosures and fierce opposition it not appears that these funds may not be forthcoming and "poor" Andrew may soon have his butt in a financial sling.

Anonymous said...

"In response to another blogger, Andrew Lucas has not received any farmland preservation funds. The state so far has turned turned him down and he is under investigation by the county ethics board. Why doesn't Manalapan have an ethics board. Marlboro and other towns have one??"

The State did not turn down the application it was conditionally approved on December 9.

Anonymous said...

andrew's sweetheart deal will NEVER close. you heard it here first.

TheTownFightsBack said...

The Fraud Squad will NOT post this since they do NOT post messages against their belifes. Andrew Lucas is a Republican's Republican who NEVER did anything wrong, unlike the so-called Truth Squad and his so-called land deal is 110% on the level. Ryan Green was robbed at the County Committee and deserved to be a Freeholder. I dare you to post this real truth from a real patroit of Manalapan. I know you won't because you never post the truth.

TheRealTownFightsBack said...

I am the real TheTownFightsBack. The imposter who calls itself the TheTownFightsBack is someone who obviously can't handle the truth. Move to North Korea if you don't respect other people's opinions.

Anonymous said...

TheTown Fights Back posts: "The Fraud Squad will NOT post this since they do NOT post messages against their belifes"

2 things - learn how to spell and obviously you're WRONG AGAIN! Seems as if the Squaddo does indeed post dissenting views.

Seems like Mr. Fights Back has a problem telling the truth. Keep up the good work Squaddo.

Anonymous said...

Is it "TheTownFightsBack" or "The ToolBitesRats?"

toolbitesrats said...

"Keep up the good work Squaddo."

sounds like someone sat right down and wrote herself a letter, and made believe it came from someone else. She went and saids things oh so sweet, they're gonna knock her off her feet. lotsa kisses on the bottom, she'll be glad she got 'em.

Anonymous said...

My 2 cents - if the Tool Bites Rats wants their own blog, they should set one up and do one. Considering how much the Tool goes out of his way to get posts censored on NJ.com, they can set up their own blog and have no comments except for his own.

Anonymous said...

Great blog!

TheTownFightsBack said...

Here's another post I know the Fool Squad will not post because she is biased. Ryan Green was robbed at the County Committee. Lucas campaigned for him until he was blue in the face but someone else in the Manalapan GOP was against him. Ryan Green is the most honest person on the Manalapan Township Committee. He has NEVER done anything wrong EVER!

Print this I dare you!

Anonymous said...

The tool fights back is pretty funny. They dare you to post their rants, you do, and then they post on NJ.com that you don't post thir rants. That guy really is a tool.

Anonymous said...

Before you go erecting a monument in your backyard to Ryan Green, remember he was silent on the whole "Diploma Mill-gate" affair, as well as the current situation with the MIA Manalapan proncipal. Let's not forget "forgetting" who is own sister is when he approved her high-paying job with Manalapan Rec before that was pointed out by Roth. Not to mention backing his buddy's land grab.

Anonymous said...

Is it "TheTownFightsBack" or "The ToolFightsLice"?

Anonymous said...

How long will it be before Lucas has had enough with Green trying to come out of his shadow and be the big GOP man on campus? I believe this year it will be Green joining the ranks of the Republican renegades.

Anonymous said...

I'm just surprised what sore losers you all are. If you don't like "duh" elected officials in your own town than don't vote for them. Its funny, if this dumb blog had any traction than there wouldn't be a full committee of Republicans. Im sure you will all continue to be dumb enough to re-elect Green and Andy when they are up, whenever that may be.

"Duh" real joke is on all of you that are complaining.