Friday, December 26, 2008

Da Ultimate Fighting Championships Manalapan Style - A Manalapan Township Meeting!

Sitting in da Manalapan Township arena and watching da events unfurl during da last Manalapan Township Committee meeting on December 17, one might think instead of a town meeting where so-called professionals conduct business we were all instead at a wrestling event or Ultimate Fighting steel cage match.

Da meeting was quite normal, that is, until da peasants of Manalapan were allowed to speak to da grand-high-exalted-mystic Township Committee leadership. That's when a disclaimer should have been read, saying, in part, "Those who bow before us must wear body armor and a helmet, because da verbal assaults we will levy at 'ye' may inflict serious pain & damage."

One woman came up, and when she asked her questions of Manalapan's elected power brokers, many simply went unanswered with blank stares.

Another woman stepped forward into da steel cage of death. She asked a simple question as to what volunteer committee she would be able to join? She wanted to volunteer to help da town. Instead of an answer, she heard da sound of crickets.

That same woman then asked a question about lawsuit billing in da Mosked Man case. On that one, she did receive an answer from da Queen of Mean. Fortunately for that woman, who did not wear her Kevlar vest nor matching face protector, she wasn't boiled in oil or led into da stocks for public humiliation. Since apparently those items were not in da budget, she was instead humiliated by da Queen of Mean herself!

"It's getting to be a little comical with you," da Queen of Mean said to this innocent woman who's crime was she merely asked a question of a township official. Da Queen of Mean then said, "We have been very patient with you all year."

"It's getting to be a little comical with you?" "We have been very patient with you all year?" Nice to see Manalapan residents are shown da utmost respect by elected town officials!

Da good news is, da Township did not start deportation to Middlesex County proceedings. Da bad news, of course, it didn't end there.

Da next contestant into da squared circle of death brought with him evidence of a letter signed by alleged Republican and/or Democrat & alleged Manalapan and/or Freehold resident Andy Boy, which said he would resign if he violated ethics, especially knowingly discussing topics from the dredded Executive Session. Da contestant alleged that very thing, saying, "(Andy Boy) provided info from executive session considered privileged info. At meetings he and former committeeman Joltin Joe talked about meetings, including executive session." That, da contestant said, violated da Manalapan Oath of Confidentiality, which Andy Boy allegedly signed. Those statements were backed up by Deputy Mayor Susan Cohen.

Andy Boy's reply was - what about those who haven't signed it? Apparently he's read da Cadre's book, "Deflect & Accuse."

Ironically, that is da very same situation that "drew" both rebuke and censure from da Gang of Three. One can only surmise that violations of Executive Session are only violations when they pertain to da Mosked Man law case, or people other than da Gang of Three.

Which, of course, brings us to da now-infamous "Township of Manalapan vs Da Mosked Man" legal case heard 'round da world, because knowing all they'll hear is da lovely sound of crickets, you know somebody was going to bring it up.

When the contestant in da steel cage match asked about the bills, a snippy sounding Queen of Mean said bluntly, "You're complaining about a bill because Mr. Moskovitz started a lawsuit."

"You're complaining about a bill because Mr. Moskovitz started a lawsuit???????"

Yes, you heard that right -- according to da Queen of Mean, she said for all to hear that it was da Mosked Man who started da lawsuit!

Now, da last time daTruthSquad checked, it was "Da Township of Manalapan" who, as plaintiff, brought da case, against "Da Mosked Man," who is da defendant, meaning - not da person who brought da lawsuit. Did da Queen of Mean suddenly leave da same planet we're all paying taxes on and land in some parallel alternate universe?

Apparently, if da Queen of mean is correct, da local Snoozepaper has been wrong all along. How could Back Page Barratta miss that headline?

Of course, da meeting on da mysterious planet Queenie didn't end there.

Another person came up, this time da head of da GOP'ers club. He had a few questions for alleged Republican and/or Democrat & alleged Manalapan and/or Freehold resident Andy Boy. Andy Boy, who has known this individual for years, then proceeded to mispronounce da citizen's last name, calling da citizen, in effect, a bathroom fixture.

Apparently both facts and respect for citizens have no place in Township meetings.

Da final person to come up was, in fact, best prepared to fight his way out of da Extreme Insult Cage Match, bringing with him a shovel, scissors da size of garden shears, and a list of things to say, showing out of all da citizens who stepped into da steel cage of death, he was da only one properly prepared for an Ultimate Fighting Cage Match to ensue. What he didn't bring was a timer because he spoke for over 10 minutes, and a lawyer because he may need one for guidance.

This last speaker/fighter harkened us all back to da days before a certain resident moved into Manalapan, proving it's AOK in da Queen's court to insult and ridicule any resident of your choosing - that is - as long as they're not members of da Cadre - and then set his sights on da person alleged Republican and/or Democrat & alleged Manalapan and/or Freehold resident Andy Boy has a problem pronouncing his name. That citizen was called a plagiarist, alluding to a letter to da Snoozer editor penned by da citizen. He then said about da person Committeeman Andy Boy confused with a bathroom fixture, "He plagiarized Mr. Lucas letter as his own. He lied to da News Transcript. He cannot be trusted."

Now, in his defense, this last speaker did not yell "fire" in a crowded theatre, and he did not break any existing laws. He did, however, claim that a well-known Manalapan resident and business person and community leader committed "plagiarism," "lied" to a newspaper, and "cannot be trusted." DaTruthSquad contacted a legal eagle about this for guidance, and was told, "Da target of these criticisms could potentially have a legal case, but would in fact have to prove damages from da alleged statements. If da Township facilitated da matter in any way or did nothing to distance themselves from what was said, they could possibly be attached, but that would be a decision for a judge."

Now, daTruthSquad cannot and will not hand out free legal advice, but in this case, if that citizen has questions they should consult a qualified attorney, but make sure if a case does commence it's done on a contingency fee, because as we all learned in November, 2007 from a former Manalapan Township attorney, "There's nobody more determined than a lawyer working on a contingency fee."

DaTruth is, not only did not one member of da Manalapan Township Committee say anything during this situation, nor with any of da other 8 citizens singled out for complaints, but da Queen of Mean threatened to have anyone disturbing da speaker removed from da room! How can any resident feel easy about walking into da steel cage match that awaits them, simply to talk and ask questions of a mayor and alleged town leaders?

And, if you expect 2009 to be any different - think again. DaTruthSquad's embedded Cadre sources have learned that da Queen of Mean has enjoyed her time on da throne, so much so, she may feel "entitled" to another term as supreme ruler of Manalapan. It is very possible that da Queen will again be mayor in 2009, no matter if Cash Klauber, up for reelection, wants it or not. Stay tuned for an upcoming daTruthSquad for more details on this.

If there is a silver lining here, it's that daTruthSquad through embedded Township sources that there have been more OPRA requests for information about situations regarding Manalapan government than ever before! This means da peasants aren't sitting around believing everything they hear from these career politicians. They are instead investigating for themselves. And, maybe all of these brave patriots who stand in da squared circle of death facing da Queen of Mean and her court jesters are getting under their skin enough to have them say such things as "It's getting to be a little comical with you," and "We have been very patient with you all year," and comparing your name to a bathroom fixture.

Due to da hard work of Manalapan's TruthTeller's, it seems that maybe, just maybe, these career politicians won't be able to get away with everything. And, be a TruthTeller and keep asking questions during meetings. Those who hide in corners and lurk in shadows don't like anyone to shine a light on their activities.

And that's daTruth.

28 comments:

Anonymous said...

I hear that there might be a "bidet" in a certain Ocean Trail home in the near future.

Anonymous said...

A bidet is a cleaning apparatus. That Ocean Trail home is about to contain something that needs to be flushed. That would be a different bathroom fixture.

ashamed to be from manalapan said...

I watched the meeting on Ch. 77 in absolute horror. How dare Roth tell any resident that we've been putting up with you. What that horrible man Spodak did was insulting to the core, and what made it even worse was Roth's absolute OK with what he was saying and doing. How ironic that these are the same clowns that went to court to suppress the Truth Squad's freedom of speech, and they're absolutely OK with people like Spodak calling other residents liars and plajiarists.

Congratulations Mayor Roth, thanks to you I am offially embarassed to say I live in Manalapan.

Anonymous said...

What do "Platinum Group Metals, Ltd." and "Esperanza Silver Corporation" have in common? They both fired Roth's considerably sized behind, one of those companies after only six months. Why? I just can't imagine. :) There's more to come. We've only just begun.

Anonymous said...

I am an avid reader of this blog. I get more information about Manalapan from here than I have ever watching Channel 77 or reading that Transcript rag I stopped reading months ago. What I've learned about this town chills me to the core. If I knew then what I know now I would have never moved my family here. The politics is worse than Trenton. Keep up the good work, and whoever these truthteller people are, thank you for doing what's right for the people of Manalapan.

Anonymous said...

I found this blog from the EFF website, in conjuction as a victory in a legal battle. I visted to blog to just check its "validity", and to get a better understand of what the EFF supports.

When i finished reading the article, I think if these people knew who you were, they would kill you. Sadly, we need more people like this, and we should settle for the medicore. while this doesn't directly impact me, thanks for your work and dedication.

The world needs people like you

Anonymous said...

Sure, sure. There you go patting yourslef on the back again. What a sicko.

Anonymous said...

McEnery -- now you're drinking on Sunday morning? You still haven't told us about your DUI. And you still haven't told us how your son-in-law is being fired. And you still haven't told us how he let Andy's boy toy off from his DUI.

Anonymous said...

A blogger above wrote the following:

I found this blog from the EFF website, in conjuction as a victory in a legal battle. I visted to blog to just check its "validity", and to get a better understand of what the EFF supports.

When i finished reading the article, I think if these people knew who you were, they would kill you. Sadly, we need more people like this, and we should settle for the medicore. while this doesn't directly impact me, thanks for your work and dedication.

The world needs people like you.
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No greater words have been spoken. I don't always agree with what is written here, and that is my right. However, imagine what would have happened if this blog never existed?

We'd never have known of Larry Roth's "Because I hate Italians" line that divided a town and state and showed the true colors of Mayor Roth.

We'd never know truly how the GOP has disintergrated and how Andy Boy Lucas has sold out his fellow Republicans.

We'd never know the real truth about the Moskowitz lawsuit, the costs, the facts, and that it really is a politcial vendetta that has nothin to do withthe law.

We'd never know that our former township attorney and now Assemblywoman is being sued for malpractice.

Thanks Truth Squad. It's nice to see that somebody has our backs. Maybe you should run for mayor.

Anonymous said...

Sure, sure. There you go patting yourself on the back again. What a sicko. Where's your buddy? He can't help himself, he has to write on this blog. What a CLOWN!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

He can't help himself? What about the other ahole?

Anonymous said...

Excellent posting from NJ.COM. The only thing the poster left out is that the letter to the editor was written by none other than Larry "I hate Italians" Roth, the husband of Michelle "what I do as mayor is my secret and if you don't like it, I'll throw you out of the room" Roth.

3664. From June 7, 2005
by nted53, 12/29/08 12:20 ET
News Transcript:Officials should let residents know what’s happening
It’s a shame [Manalapan Township Committeeman] Andrew Lucas wasn’t born during Watergate and subsequently paid no attention to the lessons learned during that time period. The one undisputable fact to come out of that affair, which both Republicans and Democrats can agree upon, is that you never cover up anything. You will eventually get caught, lose all credibility and the public will never forgive you.

Mr. Lucas’ 45 minutes of evading the simple question, “Did you attend the meeting where the future of the Englishtown Police Department was discussed?” was pathetic but not surprising.

At the May 25 Manalapan Township Committee meeting at which the budget was discussed, it took him an hour to not answer the question of how you can cut taxes, increase spending and not make the insolvency issue worse. Of course the entire insolvency issue was completely fictitious so it is understandable why he needed the extra 15 minutes to answer that one.

As it turned out, Republican committeemen Mr. Lucas and Joseph Loccrichio did attend the meeting and decided not to tell anyone, as the June 1 News Transcript editorial clearly spelled out. For two people who ran on the slogan Honesty, Integrity and Accountability, it now rings a bit hollow.

Our taxes pay these people’s salaries. The least they can do is to let us know what is going on. At a minimum, they can at least let the other committeemen know what they are up to.

Gerard Ward

Democratic Municipal Leader

Manalapan

I'm just wondering, Gerry, now that Andy is on your side, do you still feel the same way? Hasn't he been doing EXACTLY the same thing with Michelle and Klauber that you criticized three and a half years ago?

Anonymous said...

Speaking of Lucas, I watched the December 17 meeting too. I think the next time anyone goes up there to speak to him or the committee, they should call Benedict Andy "Mr. Luke-ass", stressing the "ass" part, until he can learn the names of the people he's talking to, especially the ones he's known for years. I'll bet after being called an "ass" enough, he'll get the message and treat township residents with more respect.

Anonymous said...

I'm just surprised to see a letter to the editor from a municipal chairman in Manalapan attacking someone from the OTHER party. As a republican in Manalapan, I'm used to municipal chairman writing letters to the editor attacking people in their OWN party.

Anonymous said...

To the last poster - LOL!!!!!!!

Couldn't have said it better.

Mal E. Practice said...

YOU PEOPLE SHOULD LEAVE FINE AMERICAN PATRIOTS LIKE MAYOR ROTH AND MAYOR SPODAK ALONE!!!!!!!!!!! ALONE I SAY!!!!!!!!! MANALAPAN IS SO MUCH BETTER BECAUSE OF THEM!!!!!!!!!!! BECAUSE I SAY!!!!!!!!!!!! ANDREW LUCAS IS A PATRIOT TOO BECAUSE HE JOINED THE RIGHT SIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!! BECAUSE I SAY!!!!!!!!!!! THEY HAVE LOWERED TAXES!!!!!!!!!! THEY HAVE MADE MANALAPAN BETTER!!!!!!!!! THEY NEVER EVER DO ANYTHING WRONG!!!!!!!!!! WRONG I SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mal E. Practice said...

AND ANOTHER THING!!!!!!!!!!!! THING I SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROTH FOR MAYOR AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AGAIN I SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KLAUBER SHOULD NOT BE MAYOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT I SAY!!!!!!!!!! AND HE WON'T BECAUSE I SAY SO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

MICHELLE "You can call me A***F" ROTH LOWERED TAXES?????????????? TAKE YOUR MEDS I SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mr. M.E. Practiced said...

YOU ARE ALL CLOWNS I SAY!!!!!!!!!! CLOWNS!!!! I SAY!!!!CLOWNS!!!!!!!!!GET A LIFE ALREADY!!!!!!!!!

tony no balls said...

I wonder where DTS got his crystal balls. Surely it wasn't from Gennaro. He doesn't have any.

tony no balls said...

I can't believe they are still trying to sell DTS shirts!!!!! Has anyone seen any. Have they sold even one in two years? What a joke.

tony no balls said...

By the way, DTS needs to get better inside sources. He is wrong on the name of the Mayor, wrong on the name of the Deputy Mayor and wrong on the Attorney. Come on Stewie, can't you do better than that or are you that clueless. See you on January 4th at reorg. Oh that's right, you never show up for anything in the daylight. To bad. They have a great special at Denny's for people your age.

Anonymous said...

Hey McEnery. You're embarrassing your whole family. Why not get a job so that everyone in your family doesn't realize what all republicans realized long ago -- you're useless. Oh, I forgot. You tried to get a job with the county. They turned you down, didn't they, McEnery. They know you.

Anonymous said...

To the poster above. STFU already. If you won't, tell me who you you are and I'll shut it for you, you candy a$$, sissy. You are worse then a broken record.

Anonymous said...

Hey McEnery. You're embarrassing your whole family. Why not get a job so that everyone in your family doesn't realize what all republicans realized long ago -- you're useless. Oh, I forgot. You tried to get a job with the county. They turned you down, didn't they, McEnery. They know you.

Anonymous said...

To the poster above. STFU already. If you won't, tell me who you you are and I'll shut it for you, you candy a$$, sissy. You are much, much worse then a broken record.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KmWbKJ8CyY

You tuber said...

funny

Anonymous said...

Hey McEnery. You're embarrassing your whole family. Why not get a job so that everyone in your family doesn't realize what all republicans realized long ago -- you're useless. Oh, I forgot. You tried to get a job with the county. They turned you down, didn't they, McEnery. They know you