Tuesday, December 30, 2008

DaTruthSquad’s 2009 Crystal Ball Predictions

2008 was a very interesting year, so can 2009 top it? Let's have some fun and take out da dusty & rusty & trusty extra-double-magic Crystal Ball, a prognostication tool used to attempt to predict da future, and lets see what it will predict.

Re-org Day will be an extra-special affair. With 3 Democrats, 1 Republican, and whatever Andy Boy is these days, there will certainly be a Township Committee with a Democratic feel. Embedded Cadre sources say da Queen liked being mayor so much, she will be appointed mayor again by a vote of 3-2. At da Queen’s side will be an unhappy Cash Klauber, who will run for reelection as “Deputy Mayor.”

Why will Cash be unhappy? Embedded Cadre sources say he wants to be mayor, but he will have no choice but to bow to da Queen.

As for Township Attorney, da Crystal ball says that honor may go to none other than Manalapan Legal Dream Teamer McCarthy. Immediately there will be Republican backlash, claiming an alleged conflict-of-interest, but that will not deter him from taking da post so generously offered by da Committee.

Lone Committee GOP’er Susan Cohen will be frozen out of any important jobs.

2009 will also be a “Triple Witching” year (Obama is President, Corzine is Governor, and da Queen rules Manalapan). This means your taxes could go up so fast your wallot will leave burn marks as it fires out of your back pocket!

In da spring, da Crystal Ball says da Township Committee will announce a serious budget shortfall, blamed solely on da economy and a lack of funds from Trenton to subsidize da fact Manalapan has no business ratables. Da Queen mayor will allege all Committeepeople on da budget committee to work hard to find ways not to raise taxes – again. Of course, their actions will instead lead to what da Crystal Ball sees as a massive 23% municipal tax hike, blamed on da economy and not anything being done in Manalapan.

Da Crystal Ball also sees Township Committee troubles for Manalapan Police Chief Stuart Brown, who will have to defend himself against new allegations from da Gang of Three. Is it possible da union representing police will get involved? Stay tuned.

In addition to da police, da local volunteer fire department will also be subjected to da Cadre microscope. What is in store for da guys & gals who put out fires & don’t get paid for it? Stay tuned.

Da crystal ball also sees two new lawsuits springing up from incidents involving da Township Committee. One will involve a recently fired long time employee. Da other may be between two private citizens, one of whom during a Township Committee meeting was alleged to claim the plaintiff was something he is not. This person will hire none other than da Mosked Man as his attorney - on a contingency fee basis - much to the ire of da named defendant, and he will also sue da Manalapan Township Committee for allowing the event to happen.

And speaking of lawyers, one under da microscope for alleged legal malpractice (not da Mosked Man) will have a very difficult time holding on to her State Assembly seat, eventually losing it to a female Democrat known very well to Manalapan residents.

Da Manalapan Republicans will yet again run a divided primary against da grand Poobah, who will run a woman well-known to many GOP’ers as this year’s candidate against da “renegade Republican” in da primary. Da difference between 2008 & 2009 is - this time da "renegade" will be victorious by a very slim margin.

Another no-confidence vote will be taken against Steve “Iron Girth” McEnery. This time, da crystal ball says he will come up 3 votes short and lose his chairmanship, which will be taken over, although da Crystal Ball is cloudy, by a current or former Republican Club officer.

Da crystal ball also sees, during da year, calls for one of da Manalapan Township Committeepeople to resign to actions they allegedly took in da past which has been deemed by da public as a violation of da rules of conduct. This committeeperson will refuse to resign, and da opposing political party will use that during da election process.

Da Queen mayor will be tabbed to run for State Assembly. She will be on a ticket with former Assemblyman Mike Panter. Late during da election, allegations will surface which will lead to a split victory in November, with both Panter & da woman who replaces Carolina MachoGrande elected. Da Queen will lose by 7,000 votes, and lose Manalapan in da process.

Also, da Crystal ball also sees da Queen Mayor ordering da arrest of a person during a Manalapan Township meeting, claiming that person was being "disruptive."

Da crystal ball also sees a raid of a local government office, with agents seizing records of two separate situations, including one which involves a legal case.

Finally, as many TruthTellers have asked, what will happen with da now-infamous "Township of Manalapan vs Da Mosked Man" lawsuit? According to da dusty, trusty Crystal Ball, da case will not end this year. It will not be until late in da year that even depositions will happen - this after a judge approves a wider-ranging probe of da crux of da lawsuit. Da Mosked man will be handing out subpoenas like they were candy on Halloween, and will include at least 2 former mayors, all members of da Township Committee, at least 2 former members of da Township Committee, and also 2 former Manalapan Township attorneys. Depositions will run well into 2010, which will be for another Crystal Ball.

Accordingly, 2009 will set a record for OPRA requests in Manalapan - topping da record set in 2008. More and more, TruthTellers want to know da real truth about what is happening in their kingdom.

DaTruthSquad wishes you a Happy & Healthy 2009.

61 comments:

Anonymous said...

And Da Lack of Truth Squad will become even less relevant in 2009 than it is now...

Anonymous said...

Here's my prediction. 1. McEnery will get drunk New Year's Eve. He will be told by the County that he is not in charge in Manalapan any more and will quietly fade away to avoid embarrasment. 2. His son-in-law will lose his job by May. 3. Lucas won't look at a single person speaking at the microphone - except Spodak - the entire year. 4. He will leave Manalapan after losing his house to daMoskedMan. 5. Shapiro will be looking for a job by April. 6. Michelle Roth will try to run for assembly, but will be laughed away by the county organization who will remind her that Manalapan was completely out of control while she was mayor and she has a record of taxing and spending no one could run on. 7. With McEnery safely out of the way, the Republicans (it doesn't even matter who) will beat Klauber in November. He will be reminded that he said "the case" only cost $6,000, when the Township has already paid over 30k for it and there's a lot more to come with all the new defendants ordered into the case by the judge. 8. McCarthy will NOT be the new Township Attorney. He won't take the job because he knows he is guaranteed to be sued for malpractice in a year or two if he does. 9. Caroline Casagrande will lose her malpractice case and also her assembly seat in the same year. 10. A well-placed democrat in Manalapan will be indicted by July. No one will be surprised. 11. McEnery and Roth will both respond with their typical juvenile garbage to this comment, because they are children and must do so. No one will care what Roth or McEnery say. They never do.

Anonymous said...

Da Squid tried to stop Lucas from getting re-elected. Didn't work. Da Squid keeps pushing for a Mega Mall. Didn't work. Da Squid tried to get McEnery from being re-elected. Didn't work. Da Squid tried to get Butch the GOP nod. Didn't work. Da Squid keeps pushing to have the lawsuit against Da Mosked Man dropped. Didn't work. Da Squid tried to stop Roth from being re-elected. Didn't work. 2007 and 2008 weren't very good years for Da Squid, now were they?

Anonymous said...

Excellent points and Da Squid will contuinue to be irrelevant in 2009. Here is another prediction cirulating around Manalapan. 2009 will bring evidence that Da Squid is da president of "Da Mosked Man's" fan club.

Anonymous said...

TruthSquad...are you saying that Rhoda will be McEnry's choice this year?

Anonymous said...

Here's what you said:

Da Squid tried to stop Lucas from getting re-elected. Didn't work. Da Squid keeps pushing for a Mega Mall. Didn't work. Da Squid tried to get McEnery from being re-elected. Didn't work. Da Squid tried to get Butch the GOP nod. Didn't work. Da Squid keeps pushing to have the lawsuit against Da Mosked Man dropped. Didn't work. Da Squid tried to stop Roth from being re-elected. Didn't work. 2007 and 2008 weren't very good years for Da Squid, now were they?

The problem, Andrew, is that daTruthSquad didn't attempt to do any of those. DaSquad attempted to get Susan elected and Shapiro defeated. It succeeded. It always recognized the reelection of the Township's official feygele was simply going to be collateral damage to accomplish those goals. DaTruthSquad never pushed for the village center -- WHICH YOU SUPPORTED -- before you sold your soul to the democrats for a pat on the head and a "good boy, Andrew." The fact that Roth managed to kill it is hardly something to be proud of. Manalapan's taxpayers are footing the bill for millions of dollars of extra taxes because of Michelle's political game with this. DaTruthSquad isn't pushing to have the lawsuit dropped. In fact, daTruthSquad clearly stated that while the taxpayers are being lied to, and footing the bill for your folly, it's still looking for the day when the case goes to the end and you're forced out of Manalapan for financial reasons. The other items speak for themselves. McEnery has a title, nothing more. He is totally without power now and will continue to be. DaTruthSquad had a LOT to do with that. The fact that Michelle won reelection is also nothing to be proud of. She won only because McEnery sabotaged the Republican efforts from within. Thanks to daTruthSquad that will never happen again. The fact that Michelle won by a very small margin (three hundred) is a pathetic "accomplishment." You may remember (it's the election in which you got dragged into office like toilet paper on the bottom of a shoe) that Joe beat Michelle by 2400 votes. As a sitting mayor, she only won by 300. Once again Andrew, you continue to prove why you've earned the name Princeton's dumbest graduate.

Anonymous said...

Why do you insist on attacking another persons post by calling them someone you obsess over? Do you think you are the only perrson in Manalapan who has an opinion? Whenever someone posts something you dislike, you call them names. What are you 5 years old? Get a life creep.

Anonymous said...

Andrew, you mean like publicly calling someone "bidet?" You are so good at blaming everyone else for what you do.

Anonymous said...

Ok, how's this one. Let's see, Andrew writes letters to the editor and gets caught twice trying to have someone else sign them because he doesn't have the courage to use his own name. Andrew refuses to look at anyone addressing the Township Committee because he doesn't have the courage to look anyone in the eye knowing what an absolute piece of garbage he is up there. Andrew violates the law and reveals what is going on in executive session and blames everyone else for the leaks. Now tell me, isn't the above attack on Andrew that you criticize mild compared to what he should be called for such record breaking lack of character, courage or integrity?

Anonymous said...

I'm no big fan of the Squad. However i give them/he/she/it credit for exposing all of the things that the Transcript either refuses to report about or slants for whatever purpose they do.

Remember, the Squad stood up to the elitists on the Township Committee and won a HUGE First Amendment victory. That alone allows all of us to post messages here, and speak in front of Township Committees who don't want to hear anything from people.

Congtats to the Squad and a happy 2009 to all.

Anonymous said...

Isn't anyone surprised that McEnry didn't use the fact that Roth was the one who challenged first amendment rights and lost?

Seeking out evil doers said...

Remember, the Squad stood up to the elitists on the Township Committee and won a HUGE First Amendment victory.

How so? The whole point of the "Squad" getting the EFF involved was so he wouldn't be exposed. How is that "Standing up" to the TC. By the way, why the EFF? Seems to me that someone in the know, like maybe a lawyer decided the EFF was the best route. Stood up, please.......

Anonymous said...

The township committee tried to stifle free speech. Exposing critics who are justifiably afraid to stand up to the vicious, evil corrupt criminals running Manalapan would be the best way to stifle criticism. In the entire history of Manalapan, only one person was ever thrown out of a township committee meeting this year. Michelle Roth, the apartheidist known for earning blood money off the backs of black African gold mine workers and attacking Italians, has thrown out how many this year? I've lost track, but remember more than ten. Michelle Roth and this government belong in Iran, not the United States. How many people have been fired from Manalapan's government for being opposed to what Michelle has done? How many careers has she tried to destroy. This person is evil. DaTruthSquad stood up to her. The EFF stood up to her. And there is no way you can spin your way out of that.

Anonymous said...

correction. That message above should say, "In the entire history of Manalapan, only one person was ever thrown out of a township committee meeting BEFORE this year."

Anonymous said...

The best thing that happened in years in Manalapan was the Squad getting the EFF involved. They singlehandedly put all of the legal papers online exposing the Moskowitz case for exactly what they all claimed it wasn't. Readingthe way Roth's lawyers wrote legal briefs was something any 1st year lawyer wouldn't have even done. If the town loses the case, it will be because of their ineptness.

More power to you Squad!

Anonymous said...

It'll be interesting to see if Johnson & Budai are appointed to any committees this year or will Lucas, Klauber & Roth keep them off.

Anonymous said...

They'll be lucky if they're allowed to attend the volunteer breakfast.

Anonymous said...

Truth Squad, congratulations on nearly 60,000 visitors to your site. That is far more than the amount of people who read the Trashy Transcript in a year!

You can't keep datruth down said...

It's amazing how certain posters here, including the blog owner, jump up and down about truth and freedom of speech. Offer another opinion. or disagree with them on nj.com, and they go crying to the forum monitor to have the post deleted. HYPOCRITES Delete this you frauds. I'll post the link in town hall and on channel 77


http://daantisybilsquad.blogspot.com/

Anonymous said...

you really don't have any life at all do you? Aside from the fact that you are clearly clueless, and we all know who you are because you're the same person that always accuses everyone else of posting under different names when you are the only one actually doing that. And, of course, you are once again exhibiting your paranoia. Here's the deal. And you'll just have to live with it. All those other posters are different people, because the person you're paranoid about is a decent person who actually accomplished something for this town and has many friends as a result. You are a useless troll who has antagonized everyone and has to post under different names and create blogs that aren't even original just to compete. All you are accomplishing is proving how meaningless your life is. You really should consider suicide.

Anonymous said...

Well that got you going, you psycho. You can't hide datruth.

Anonymous said...

night and day. night and day. you really have no life. and you call someone ELSE psycho? Transference, transference, transference.

Anonymous said...

Well that got you going, you psycho. You can't hide datruth.

Anonymous said...

night and day. night and day. you really have no life. and you call someone ELSE psycho? Transference, transference, transference. Get a job McEnery. And get one for your son-in-law while you're at it.

Anonymous said...

Well that got you going, you psycho. You can't hide datruth.

Anonymous said...

night and day. night and day. you really have no life. and you call someone ELSE psycho? Transference, transference, transference. Get a job McEnery. And get one for your son-in-law while you're at it.

Anonymous said...

Not to change the subject, but heck, McEnery, if you're going to be posting all day anyway, why not make yourself useful and tell us about your DUI.

You make it so easy said...

Well that got you going, you psycho. You can't hide datruth.

Anonymous said...

night and day. night and day. you really have no life. and you call someone ELSE psycho? Transference, transference, transference. Get a job McEnery. And get one for your son-in-law while you're at it. Now you understand why you won't be involved in the Republican campaign this year, McEnery. You're certifiable, and now everyone can see.

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn said...

Well that got you going, you psycho. You can't hide datruth

and you're redundant.

Anonymous said...

night and day. night and day. Since you're going to be posting all day anyway, why not take the time to tell us about your DUI.

Anonymous said...

I have a better idea. After all, McEnery drinking and getting a DUI is hardly news. I'd rather he told us how much money he lost investing with Manalapan's answer to Bernie Madoff -- Andrew Lucas.

Umm, talk about who is posting all day and all night said...

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn, Your boring us to tears you obsessed psycho.

Anonymous said...

Obsessed psycho. LOL. That about sums the poster up.

Anonymous said...

McEnery, shame on you. Are you really in a position to call ANYONE else and obsessed psycho? Come on. So put the bottle of Jamison's down (that already got you in trouble with that DUI, didn't it?) and tell us about the money you lost with Andrew Lucas. Come on, we all need a good laugh.

Anonymous said...

Just tell us who you are. That will give everyone a thigh slapping laugh, you obsessed psycho. C'mon psycho, admit it. You secretly want this McEnery, that's why you can't stop talking about him. You are Obsessed with him. He invades your every thought. Well, your little school girl crush (even though you're no school girl, or even a girl for that matter) is making us sick. Cease and desist psycho.

Anonymous said...

Just tell us who you are. That will give everyone a thigh slapping laugh, you obsessed psycho. C'mon psycho, admit it. You secretly want this McEnery, that's why you can't stop talking about him. You are Obsessed with him. He invades your every thought. Well, your little school girl crush (even though you're no school girl, or even a girl for that matter) is making us sick. Cease and desist psycho.

For freedom of expression said...

"Here's my prediction. 1. McEnery will get drunk New Year's Eve. He will be told by the County that he is not in charge in Manalapan any more and will quietly fade away to avoid embarrasment. 2. His son-in-law will lose his job by May. 3. Lucas won't look at a single person speaking at the microphone - except Spodak - the entire year. 4. He will leave Manalapan after losing his house to daMoskedMan."

It may be starting already: "Committeeman Lucas was absent from the meeting."

Alesha Williams Boyd: (732) 308-7756 or awilliams@app.com

Anonymous said...

McEnery, shame on you. Are you really in a position to call ANYONE else and obsessed psycho? Come on. So put the bottle of Jamison's down (that already got you in trouble with that DUI, didn't it?) and tell us about the money you lost with Andrew Lucas. Come on, we all need a good laugh.

Bwaaaaaaaaa said...

Get a life dude, I mean really. Either get a life, or run this McEnery down and do what you have to do to relieve the pressure in your head and areas that should not be mentioned in an open forum.

Anonymous said...

McEnery, shame on you. Are you really in a position to call ANYONE else and obsessed psycho? Come on. So put the bottle of Jamison's down (that already got you in trouble with that DUI, didn't it?) and tell us about the money you lost with Andrew Lucas. Come on, we all need a good laugh.

Anonymous said...

Goodnight, you obsessed psycho. I hope this McEnery guy is watching his back, if you know what I mean.

Anonymous said...

McEnery, shame on you. Are you really in a position to call ANYONE else and obsessed psycho? Come on. So put the bottle of Jamison's down (that already got you in trouble with that DUI, didn't it?) and tell us about the money you lost with Andrew Lucas. Come on, we all need a good laugh.

Anonymous said...

Hey Squad, I guess your sources aren't as "embedded" as you say they are. Nice call on the mayoral vote.

Anonymous said...

Look in the mirror if you want to laugh, you obsessed psycho. Why don't you stop flirting and just go ask the guy for a date. Wouldn't that be easier than babbling like a fool, making no sense whatsoever? Maybe not so much in your case.

I know, I know

McEnery, shame on you. Are you ......


I bet even your mother laughs at you. Wouldn't be surprised considering you are the laughing stock of Manalapan, chasing after middle aged men and all.

Anonymous said...

McEnery, shame on you. Are you really in a position to call ANYONE else and obsessed psycho? Come on. So put the bottle of Jamison's down (that already got you in trouble with that DUI, didn't it?) and tell us about the money you lost with Andrew Lucas. Come on, we all need a good laugh.

What's really fun about this is for very little effort, I can make you go nuts. Just read all your responses. You're losing it man. You're really losing it. :)

Anonymous said...

Middle aged? Try old and pickled!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Nuts? I'm cracking up at you. I always laugh at obsessed psychos. I'm pushing your buttons you moron, you just don't realize it. That's because you live in psycho world, where everything is as you imagine it. I'm not losing it, but you have already lost it. Look in the mirror and ask yourself, why do I post the ame thing over and over and over again. The answer will become evident to you. You are a classic psyco. We all know this already. It must stink being the last to know, huh?

I know, I know:


McEnery, shame on you. Are you really in....

Listen to yourself dude. You need help!

Anonymous said...

You sound nuts to me, McEnery. Do you not even realize how your hysterically ranting?

Anonymous said...

Grow up

Anonymous said...

You sound nuts to me, McEnery. Do you not even realize how you're hysterically ranting?
(thanks for giving me the opportunity to correct the typo).

Anonymous said...

I have no idea whether it's really McEnery or not that's spending every waking minute online. I can tell you Larry Roth deletes every reference to Michelle Roth as soon as it shows up on NJ.COM. (Larry is the one trying to push that embarrassingly juvenile counter site to datruthsquad that sounds, unintentionally, like it was written by a sixth grader who's NOT smarter than a fifth grader.) So we've copied one of the postings before Larry deletes it:

WHO'S GOING TO BE BLAMED
When Michelle Roth lost her election bid in 2004 by 2400 votes to Joe Locricchio, who did she blame? Stu, of course. When Andy lost his freeholder election, nearly destroying the county republican party in the process, who did he blame? Stu, of course. When Shapiro lost his election bid in 2007, who did he blame? Stu, of course. When Michelle lied to the public about the cost of the lawsuit against Stu and then blamed Stu for the tens of thousands of dollars the taxpayers were spending on this case, she blamed Stu, saying it was his fault for defending himself. That is the exact language that Hamas is using against Israel -- blame the victim for defending himself. Michelle Roth/Hamas. Perfect together. Now why does Michelle delete every post mentioning this? Because she wants to run for assembly. It's never going to happen. Her reocrd was horrifying and the republicans would have a field day with all the money she's bonded, the tax increases, and this perverted lawsuit. So when she is told by the democrats that she isn't going to be the candidate, who do you think she's going to blame? Yup.

Anonymous said...

ANONYMOS SAID ..."Now why does Michelle Roth delete every post mentioning this?"

Gee I don't know. Maybe as a practicing person of the Jewish faith, she objects to seeing her name linked with the terrorist organization Hamas. Just a guess.

Anonymous said...

If the shoe fits, wear it. Ask the black Africans working for the Gold Mines she writes pr spin for whether they think it's outrageous to equate her with Hamas. I'll bet their answer will be a lot different than yours, Larry. And don't call her a practicing Jew. She's not. Just because she goes to synagogue on Saturday mornings to play politics, doesn't make her a practicing Jew when she violates all of the teachings the rest of the week.

Anonymous said...

You're right. She doesn't even believe in G-d. If she did, she wouldn't dare do all that she has done to Susan C., Tony G., Joe L., Stu M., Jerry C., Stu B., and so many others, including all of the people who worked for the township who can't put bread on their table now because of her. There's not a Jewish bone in her overstuffed cold body.

Anonymous said...

I'm hoping she does run. Because it WILL be Stu's fault that she loses. He'll make sure of that. Does anyone really doubt that? And we'll get to hold on to two assembly seats that should have been republican anyway.

Liar, liar, pants on fire said...

“I have no idea whether it's really McEnery or not that's spending every waking minute online. I can tell you Larry Roth deletes every reference to Michelle Roth as soon as it shows up on NJ.COM. (Larry is the one trying to push that embarrassingly juvenile counter site to datruthsquad that sounds, unintentionally, like it was written by a sixth grader who's NOT smarter than a fifth grader.) So we've copied one of the postings before Larry deletes it……..”


LOL. You said you didn't read the blog. What a clown you are. Your pathetic attempts to have us believe you are not the same person, posting the same crap over and over again is hilarious. Have you slept in 3 weeks, or is your head spinning from the 3,000 posts you wrote? Not only do you write like a 5th grader (a favorite term of yours), I’m certain you are a weak chinned, whinny, fat a$$, balding, little, excuse making sissy boy, who rants and raves to his wife and kids about all “the bad people in Manalapan”. Perhaps you have already been thrown out because your family couldn’t stand the constant whining.

I know, I know:

McEnery, shame on you. Are you really in....

or am I Larry Roth now, or Andy Boy, or Da Queen of Mean or green meat, or Rhoda, or Gray skies, or all the other people you fantasize about day in and day out?

You are a PSYCHO............

Get a job, or have someone commit you.

Anonymous said...

wow, talk about being a psycho! The only two people in Manalapan who could possibly have written that insane vomiting are McEnery and Roth. Obviously some of the people on this forum think it's McEnery and some think it's Roth. Does it matter? Is there really any difference between the two? Roth hates Italians and Blacks. McEnery hates Italians and Jews. They're both useless disgusting people. Who cares which one it is.

Anonymous said...

I'd say the fact that he went ballistic and showed his true colors when you mentioned Michelle losing the election means it was Larry Roth.

Anonymous said...

Balistic my tokus, that's just a spot on accurate depiction of you and the voices in your head who post right behind you, you psycho!

Anonymous said...

Larry, you really need to learn to spell. It's bad enough you and your wife have no morals and no ethics, please don't offend us with your lack of writing skills.