Monday, August 24, 2009

Will "Lady-Gate" Be Da Downfall For Candidate Michelle Roth in November?

In 2007, it was a lawsuit pushed for and approved by Michelle Roth that led Manalapan into what became not only a legal precedent in da nation, but put Manalapan on da map worldwide, receiving rebuke for "Da Township of Manalapan vs Da Mosked Man."

After da Merry-Go-Round of members of da taxpayer-funded Manalapan Legal Dream Team lost their First Amendment case against da Mosked Man and da Electronic Frontier Foundation, and after 25 months withdrew their own case days and hours before a judge was going to toss it out, quite possibly with penalty, and bypassing an agreement with da Mosked Man to end it, even more legal trouble is staring Manalapan's taxpaying residents in da face - and this one you can only imagine has some county Democrats irate!

Let's face reality - having an argument with someone is natural. Having a public spat with a highly decorated police chief in your own town, makingthe move to suspend him, all over him calling you a "lady," --- that certainly won't be something you can hang your hat on in November with an en election on dal ine.

DaTruthSquad has heard from a GOP'er in da know who has ties with da District 12 GOP candidates through da county. Apparently they are salivating over this newest legal problem facing Queen Michelle. That person speculated that it would not surprise them one iota if a political mailer sooner or later discussed Roth and her "Three-ring circus" in Manalapan.

Grand Master Vic Scudiery, are you listening?

DaTruth is, and it's da very same truth that came out of da other lawsuits -- da Queen and her "Three-ring circus" of leaders in Manalapan, as da Asbury Park Press so aptly nailed it, underestimated what was legal, what was illegal, and da lawyer opposite them in a court of law, not their Cadre meeting lair.

They obviously underestimated da Mosked Man when they sued him for legal malpractice. They dragged him through da mud, and then were forced to withdraw da case before a judge would have embarrassingly have done it for them. They severely underestimated da Constitution of da United States when they took on da EFF and daTruthSquad, and with no surprise, looked like a pinata in front of da judge and da whole world watching as da Manalapan Legal Dream Team's case turned to rotted spam before their very eyes.

Now, they underestimated Chief Stuart Brown, a popular, respected, decorated, trusted and valued member of both da community and law enforcement. Anyone who even remotely knows "Da Chief" knows he is above reproach, he's as honest as da day is long, and he also doesn't like to lose.

Now, he could have rolled over and said he can't fight City Hall. Instead, he led by example and like any TruthTeller from Brooklyn stood up to da bully demanding their milk money. He fired back with a lawsuit to clear his good name, going after both Roth and her prized Township Administrator, Tara Tiara. Of course, he also had no choice but to sue da Township, because da events happened in a closed door township meeting, on township property, and da alleged wrongdoing against da Chief was allegedly performed by da Queen and Tara Tiara, who are paid township officials acting on behalf of da township and conducting da business that da township allegedly wants as its elected officials.

We also learned that da chief is both cunning and has an amazing sense of humor. He could have hired any lawyer. There's a lot of them in da state.

Who did he hire?

Da Chief picked to represent him in court da arch-nemesis of da Cadre, da Queen, da Commissar, and anyone who reads da Manalapan Board of Hatred.

Da Chief's lawyer ---- DA MOSKED MAN HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!

Now, you may scratch your heads and ask, why da Mosked Man?

DaTruth is, this was a very calculated maneuver. By picking da Mosked Man, da Township, fresh off a stinging war-of-attrition defeat to him will not want to lose again. Now they are forced to pursue it, hoping and quite possibly even praying da Mosked man screws up. Now ego is involved. And, they won't want to give even an inch against their arch-nemesis, meaning this will continue, which is exactly what da Mosked Man and da Chief will want because it only helps them.

Why else? Because da District 12 State Assembly Candidate da Queen is front & center in this. She initiated it, no matter how much you want to blame Tara Tiara. It was da Queen who claimed in da Asbury Park Press, "Insubordination and intimidaton by a police chief cannot be tolerated, and even police chiefs need to follow da rules."

Why start this whole fiasco and latest black eye for Manalapan at all?

Could it have been because they feel since they don't have a Chief of Police they can control, they will devise an ordinance to create a six-figure per-year (not including benefits & etc.) "Public Safety Director," who will act as a liason between da police chief and da township committee? If this scenario is correct, they will want to pay over $100,000 per year to someone who will act as a go-between --- and your tax dollars will pay for it!

In other words, your six-figure salaried Township Administrator apparently can't play well with da Manalapan Chief of Police, therefore, let's hire another six-figure paper-pusher whose sole job it will be to hold da hand of da six-figure Township Administrator to da long hand of da law.

Why spend millions of dollars building additions to Manalapan Rec, when you already have a playground with a bunch of 2-year olds in Manalapan Town Hall!!!!!

By dragging this out, da Chief and his attorney could force this new hiring to be moot.

Meanwhile, as da Asbury Park Press editorial board so aptly stated, "Manalapan residents need to remind their public servants to grow up, chill out and spare them the expense of needless litigation and another possible six-figure administrator to mediate political and personality disputes. The Manalapan Township Committee is about two jugglers and a clown shy of a circus. The act might be entertaining if it weren't so wrong-headed and costly!"

Kudos to da Asbury Park Press editorial gurus for tackling this growing blight.

While da local Snoozepaper may have been silent on this one, da Asbury Park Press, which wrote their editorial right after our prior blog was released, hit da nail squarely on da head.

Former Mayor Gray called this another "black eye" for Manalapan. Sorry Mayor Gray, but you're wrong -- this is worse. Manalapan is now destined to become da fodder in da District 12 election, and if local GOP committee candidate Ryan Green ever wakes up from his election coma, he will obviously have to use it against Commissar Klauber, unless da Commissar (or da Poobah) is running his campaign for him.

But that's for another blog - and yes, dear Ryan, don't look now but your silence is showing.

DaTruth is, "Lady-Gate" could very well:

(a) - Cost Manalapan taxpayers even more money for dealing with lawsuits generated by da handiwork of da Queen.

(b) - Make Manalapan even more of a laughingstock than it has already become.

(c) - Be da driving factor to keep da District 12 Assembly to remain in GOP hands.

(d) - Be da lynchpin to get more Federal scrutiny of Manalapan Town Hall.

DaTruth is, this one isn't going away, and by all accounts, it's going to get even worse. And yes, like da Asbury Park Press so again aptly stated, "Residents should turn out en masse at the next Township Committee meeting, demand that the public safety director position be scrapped and insist that the rifts with the police be resolved without resorting to litigation."

But remember, that's not up to da Chief or da Mosked Man. That decision needs to be made by Tara Tiara and District 12 Assembly candidate Queen Michelle, da representatives of Manalapan. And, da clock is ticking.

And that's daTruth.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

DaTruthSquad's Plan to Rectify Manalapan's Latest Black Eye: Da Police Chief Suspended For Calling a State Assembly Candidate a "Lady"

Boy, you can't even go on your vacation getaway to Truth or Consequences without something both big and dastardly happening while you are out of town!

As you all know by now, Manalapan's current honored & decorated police chief is under fire for calling Manalapan's Queen a "lady."

A lot of Manalapanites and even non-Manalapanites ascended on Town Hall for da latest installment of "You Can't Make This Stuff Up!"

Everyone, from former mayors to former police officers to town residents to non-town residents either had amazing stories of Police Chief Stuart Brown, or discussed his courage, compassion, and steadfast support of Manalapan residents. Now, if you were at da meeting, what you heard from Commissar Klauber and his labor lawyer in attendance was that Chief Brown was bringing a lawsuit against Manalapan. What you didn't hear - besides maybe for da very first time -- current Committeewoman & State Assembly candidate Queen Michelle Roth not speaking - was why da Chief was suing Manalapan, Town Administrator Tara Tiara, and da Queen, who is front & center in this extravaganza!

Seems Like Roth & Klauber's Dirty Laundry Is In Its "Spin" Cycle.

So, if da Queen won't tell you, and da Commissar won't tell you, and da Township Committee won't tell you - as always - daTruthSquad will.

Da incident that was da catalyst for Chief Brown's troubles actually goes back to 2005, when da Chief he helped a candidate for Township Committee establish Manalapan's anti-pedophile ordinance. A TruthTeller tells daTruthSquad that da candidate went to da Chief for information on who she could talk to in order to make da ordinance legal and binding, unlike others that were being challenged in court. That, of course, apparently did not make da Queen very happy.

Chief Brown's first mistake -- being against pedophiles.

Then, earlier in da year, Verizon shut down Manalapan's Police Department phones not once - but twice. Da Chief personally contacted Verizon, who told him da reason was for "non-payment." When asked about it, he told daTruth and said exactly what Verizon told him, which did not make da Queen very happy. of course, she was even unhappier after she and Verizon tells everyone this will never happen again, it happens days later!

Chief Brown's second mistake - telling daTruth in order to keep residents safe.

Then, you have a meeting where it has been alleged that da Chief stood up and made a move that was considered by some to be "of a threatening manner." Did he draw his gun? No. Did he put Tara Tiara in a vicious headlock? No.

Did he allegedly stand up out of his chair and walk in da room to an area where da Queen was apparently either standing or sitting? Maybe.

Chief Brown's third mistake - apparently not asking explicit permission from da Queen to leave his seat.

Then, deciding da Chief apparently needed to learn a lesson, da Queen and her Tiara went to a third-party, who said da Chief must be suspended for his alleged movements. Now, they could have just decided to drop their actions, but instead ordered da suspension. Da Chief, being an honorable man, did not want to take this sitting down.

Chief Brown's fourth mistake - not kissing da ring of da Queen or da Tiara's tiara.

Then, apparently he did something that might warrant a suspension. A panel of TruthTellers are all in agreement on this one. At or about da same time da Chief made his alleged threatening-move by standing up and walking, he also called da Queen -- and this is very disturbing so please cover da ears of children -- a "lady."

Chief Brown's fifth mistake - and apparently this was a mistake - a very poor choice of words.

Then, facing da possibility of his claim he was wrongly accused, he decided to stand up (no pun intended) and challenge those who he claims wrongly accused him. He went out in search of a lawyer, and his legal eagle filed a lawsuit against Manalapan Township and their agents for their actions.

Chief Brown's sixth mistake - having both morals and principles, and leading by example.

Of course, he didn't just take da legal advice of any lawyer. He chose one that has won a number of legal cases, knows how a local government works, and knows da players involved. In fact, he hired of all lawyers da arch-nemesis of da Queen and da Cadre - Legal Eagle Da Mosked Man!

Chief Brown's seventh mistake - obviously he has a sense of humor.

Like daTruthSquad said - you really can't make this stuff up.

Now, what is happening in Town Hall is da Township Committee is blaming da Chief for da lawsuit, because he was suspended for - in effect - getting out of his chair and calling da State Assembly candidate a "lady."

This now starts another lawsuit that will cost taxpayers even more money. This gives another black eye to Manalapan, as former Mayor Gray aptly said during da last meeting.

One by one, members of da community praised Police Chief Brown. However, they could have said he was da second coming, and it wouldn't have mattered - because these people were unfortunately, while exercising their right to free speech - were completely wasting their time! Da vote was finalized long before da first citizens filed into da meeting tomb! Would da Commissar turn his back on da Queen? Would her running mate Don Holland? Would Andy Boy hide behind someone's skirt?

Da 2-0 vote with one abstention (Andy Boy) and two people not allowed vote means that yes, another lawsuit will happen to drain even more taxpayer money because da Queen didn't like being called a "lady."

Now, we polled da TruthTellers, and we came up with a number of ways this entire mess can be fixed - and even better - each makes da township money!

Here's how it will work:

Da Township will agree to drop their suspension and issue a written apology to Chief Brown, who will in turn, drop his lawsuit and promise to never call Michelle Roth a "lady," and promise to never get out of his chair at a conference until he gets explicit permission from da Queen at any meeting.

And, here's how they will settle their cases.

Proposal 1: Michelle "I'm No Lady" Roth will battle Chief Stu "I'm Getting Out Of My Chair" Brown in a WWE-style steel cage wrestling match. Proceeds from entry, pay-per-view, and 50/50 raffles will go to lowering property taxes.

Proposal 2: Chief Brown raises money by becoming a DJ and playing the song "Lady" over and over again and da Queen dances to it until it breaks a world record.

Proposal 3: At da next Manalapan Day, two dunk tanks are set up. Da Queen gets one, Chief Brown da other, and people pay $10 each to try to dunk either participant. For some strange reason, we all feel da Queen will bring in da most money here.

Proposal 4: Beer-Pong. Honestly, we don't know who would win that one.

DaTruth is, this whole affair is a slap-in-da-face to da people of Manalapan. A world-class, decorated, and beloved police chief is suspended for calling an alleged woman a "lady."

You know, we all thought using tens of thousands of dollars of taxpayer money suing a blogger for writing about township events was da worst thing that ever happened in local government history. It appears even that travesty of taxpayer money will take a back seat to State Assembly candidate Michelle Roth being called a "lady" -- and getting suspended for it.

Once again, Manalapan is da laughing stock of da state and da nation as this news filters out. And, once again, da taxpayers will pay for it because members of da township committee are issuing checks their egos can't cash.

And that's datruth.

Friday, August 7, 2009

URGENT: Manalapan's Police Chief To File a Lawsuit Against His Town Due To Da Actions of a State Assembly Candidate!

This is one of those times that even while relaxing at our vacation estate in Truth or Consequences, you have to be amazed at what lunacy some career politicians can cause.

You also have to wonder if the Mosked Man actually sleeps? Fresh off his victory in da Shapiro affair, and his tremendous victory against da Manalapan Legal Dream Team in da now-infamous "Township of Manalapan vs Da Mosked Man" lawsuit that cost taxpayers thousands of dollars in legal fees, despite what elected politicians stated to da public, Moskovitz has been hired to represent a well-known client in a case that could have a major impact in the District 12 State Assembly race!

Now, da latest lawsuit to make news in da "Lawsuit Capital of da World" - Manalapan - is da one that da chief of police has filed against da town he serves. Chief Stu Brown, an award-winning officer of da law has filed a discrimination lawsuit against da township due to da actions of one of its political representatives - Then-Mayor / Committeewoman / and State Assembly candidate Michelle Roth. According to da Asbury Park Press, "Committeewoman Michelle Roth, Township Administrator Tara Lovrich and the township created a "hostile work environment as part of a pattern of age discrimination" against Police Chief Stuart Brown in violation of state law."

Now, anyone who knows Chief Brown knows da man is beyond reproach. He has da respect of his officers, all of those who wear da uniform, and da citizens he serves - well, at least all but two or three.

Now, before you really start wondering, this whole affair stems back from 2005, according to da TruthTellers, when Chief Brown offered assistance in his capacity as Chief to setting up what was one of da most comprehensive anti-pedophile ordinances in da state, one that was copied by other towns - that is - before da Queen and her court voted to repeal it. That apparently drew da ire of then-township committee candidate Queen Michelle, and maybe, a pedophile here & there.

Then there was da situation when Verizon shut off da phones to da Manalapan Police Department - not once - but twice. This could have potentially been catastrophic, and thank all that is holy nobody died, but when da Chief raised da issue with Verizon, raising da ire of da Queen.

Earlier this year, Chief Brown was ordered into what can be described as an "Inquisition," with da role of Torquemada played by da Queen. Da outcome of that Inquisition was sealed from da public.

Then comes word that Brown used "disrespectful, mutinous, insolent and abusive language" toward then-Mayor Michelle Roth in a 2008 incident, among other complaints in court documents. A third-party mediator from another town ordered Brown be suspended for one day without pay."

But here's da soon-to-be big taxpayer-funded money question --- was that legal?

Apparently, that question will send this case to court, because as Brown's lawyer contends, da person who ordered da suspension of Brown may not have been in a position to make that order.

And, adding to da intrigue of this whole affair, apparently da Queen may have had cause to act against Brown because of what Brown allegedly called her on one occasion.

Sit down for this, because some may find this extremely disturbing - and cover da kid's ears for this one:

According to da Asbury Park Press, Brown called da Queen ---- a "lady."

Fortunately for Brown, since da guillitine, waterboarding and thumbscrews are no longer allowed as punishment, he was merely given a suspension for his alleged vile action.

Oh, and did daTruthSquad tell you, your tax dollars are being used to fund these actions against Brown?

Now, just before you go running into da streets screaming "I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore," maybe daTruthSquad should tell you who will be representing Brown in court ----- Attorney Stuart Moskovitz!!!!!

Yes, you really can't make this stuff up.

There will be some chatter on certain hate-speech sites where anti-Moskovites will try to spin this, but this isn't spin here. These have been da facts.

1. A State Assembly candidate is making a mockery against a decorated and well-respected police chief in an election year!

2. Da State Assembly candidate's arch-rival who just fought a 25 month case - winning on both legal and First Amendment grounds - is da lawyer against her!

3. Manalapan taxpayers, who spent 25 months spending thousands upon thousands of dollars in a case they decided to drop because da judge was days away of finding against them, not to mention their own Dream Team lawyer was abandoning da case, will now have to fork over more tax money to fund a new lawsuit, this one involving da finest of one of Manalapan's finest!

No folks, you can't make this stuff up.

DaTruth is, this is da worst thing for da Queen, her state assembly running mate, and da even Commissar Klauber who will have to deal with this on his watch as Mayor during his own election year. How will Manalapan residents feel when they find out they're paying for lawyers because da Chief of Police "dared" call da Queen a "lady?"

You know, it's eerily reminiscent of another lawsuit daTruthSquad read about, where someone filed a defamation lawsuit against someone for daring to say that da person was a "TruthTeller," and who dared to say that person was "right" about something they said.

Manalapan parents, teach your kids to grow up to be lawyers. Apparently there is a lot of work to be had in Manalapan.

Oh, and another reason you want your kids to grow up to be lawyers --- daTruthSquad has learned through Cadre sources that indeed, there is a serious concern that lawsuits will be doled out like candy in da coming weeks and months.

If you remember, when da Manalapan Township Committee opened up their super-secret "lock box" as their case against da Mosked Man was unraveling, they had a chance to end it with no further lawsuits, but to do it, they would have had to admit they made a mistake in filing the lawsuit against da Mosked man in da first place. Call it whatever you like, but daTruthSquad has learned that instead of standing to with an agreement hammered out in court, they instead decided to end it da way they wanted by blasting da Mosked Man in a televised township committee meeting, which basically left da Mosked Man with da judge's blessing that he did not have to sign any papers taking da town and certain politicians off da hook.

DaTruthSquad has learned that it's only a matter of time now before lawsuits may be filed against certain individuals involved in pushing da case forward. Will these lawsuits happen before da November elections?

Stay tuned.

And that's daTruth.