Da Queen Wins Democrat & GOP Primary At Da Same Time!

No, that's not a typo. Running unopposed, da Queen Mayor and her running mate Dandy Don won the Manalapan Democratic primary for Township Committee. However, that's not da news.

Da big story happened on da GOP'er side, where Poobah Puppets Blogger Bill Garcia and Ryan "3rd Place" Green took first place against Butch Budai & Steve Johnson and will face off against the Democrats in da fall.

DaTruthSquad congratulates da Queen Mayor who is guaranteed to be reelected in November. You can mark daTruthSquad's words on that - because - could that have been da plan all along?

Using a completely negative campaign, including calling his opponents "insurgents" although stopping short of using da word "terrorist," Manalapan's Grand Poobah's hand-picked candidates won da primary 28 & 26% to 23 & 22%. A number of rumors surfaced at da last minute, including that da Budai & Johnson campaign was being run by da Mosked Man. Obviously, all da name calling and even letters sent by da Poobah and other district members and what they contained did not cross da Christian ethic line, since not a word was said by Blogger Bill either in public or on his blog.

DaTruthSquad has seen many elections in da Kingdom, and this was da first contested primary in memory. Da question now is - will there be an Independent bid in da general election?

Da answer is - no.

If Budai & Johnson were to run they'd get a descent number of votes, bu da question is, will they, and will it be enough to siphon votes away from da Poobah Puppets and take enough votes away from da Democrats to have a chance. Da odds would be against them. Da Poobah Puppets have as much chance to beat da Queen mayor as Manalapan getting a tax decrease with da Queen as mayor.

So, all hail da Queen. And hail those who have helped her most.

Da question is - how many of those little helpers are calling themselves Republicans?

There was a little helper who was a part of da "No MegaMall" group who is a leading GOP'er.

Alleged Manalapan/and or Freehold resident Andy Boy was a leading architect as mayor of da largest single tax increase in Kingdom history. On top of that wallot-breaker, he's leading da call for another tax increase! And da fact he sits on da dais between da Queen Mayor & Cash Klauber gives you an idea of where his allegiance may be.

So what will da next move be for da Manalapan GOP "insurgents?"

DaTruthSquad has heard a strong rumor that da group plans to take a page from Marlboro and split from da "MegaMall Republicans." By divesting themselves of the "old guard" and those who call them "insurgents," da "real" Manalapan GOP would (a) prosper with younger and better foot soldiers, (b) allow them to regroup for 2009, (c) siphon off potential workers and $$ from da Poobah Puppets and da Poobah himself, (d) go into 2009 with established leaders such as Susan Cohen, Budai, and Johnson, and (e) immediately take da power away from da Poobah, who would lead a group of 8 to 10 people including himself, his daughter and 2 Poobah Puppets.

It seems the best way to solve da problem of dealing with da Poobah may be to NOT deal with da Poobah. A separate party gives the "insurgency" as da Poobah calls them a better opportunity to grow and removes them from potential ethical problems that could arise from Team Poobah.

As da Queen wakes today, thanks to Andy Boy and da Poobah, Manalapan will be getting another big tax increase, more votes to continue "Da Township of Manalapan vs Da Mosked Man" lawsuit, and another 3 years of da Queen's reign.

And that's daTruth.