Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Unity? We No Need No Stinkin' Unity!

Either this is a case of "This is your brain - this is your brain on drugs," early alzheimers, or more games played by someone desperately holding onto a shread of power.

Recently, daTruthSquad was forwarded by one of da Manalapan TruthTellers an email sent by da Manalapan GOP's Grand High Exaulted Mystic Ruler, da Grand Poobah, Steve "Iron Girth" McEnery. It told of a "Unity Dinner" to be held at a fancy-shmancy restaurant on da evening of December 9.

Da invitation said "I received a lot of interest in a Holiday unity party." It also said it was booked for "December 9th." And, hold onto your oxygen masks -- said da Poobah "will pick up the tax and gratuity." It closed by saying "Maybe we can put the in-fighting behind us and move forward with a better attitude for next year."

Sounds like a great idea. Get da GOP'ers together, eat some nice food, drink some nice drinks, pat one another on da back.

Only 1 small, minor detail missed by da Poobah --- that night his very own Manalapan Republican Club has an already pre-planned joint venture on da books for that very same evening!

Even worse, it appears da Manalapan Republican Club, led by da Poobah's arch-enemy Butch Budai announced via email their event -- 4 days before da Poobah said he would pick up da tax & gratuity for his "Unity" party!

How could da Poobah have made that mistake?

Did he not know what his own Manalapan Republican Club was planning?

Did he not check with any leader of da Manalapan Republican Club?

Did he come home too late from da Queen's election victory party to notice
?


If this doesn't smell of "hidden agenda," then nothing does.

Both GOP'er websites had da info. Here's da Marlboro GOP invite - which one would think da Poobah must have known about.

Now, this blog has been very outspoken about da need for change within da Manalapan GOP, which has consistently lost election after election with da Poobah running da show. Entering 2009, da Manalapan Township Committee will consist of 3 Democrats, 1 actual GOP'er, and whatever Andy Boy is. Even if da GOP wins da 2009 election, and if da Poobah is running things they have as much of a chance of winning than a 1-legged man in a butt-kicking contest, they still won't have a majority (2 Democrats, 2 GOP'ers, and whatever Andy Boy is).

Now, it would not be possible for da Manalapan Republican Club to move their event, since it's being held with da Marlboro Republican Club, and has a number of guests & companies & speakers attending. It would, however be easier for da Poobah's Posse to move their "Unity Dinner" to another night.

Here's what daTruthSquad expects da Poobah to do:

In da name of "unity,' da Poobah should immediately announce he will move da "Unity Dinner" into January, and - in conjunction with da Manalapan Republican Club - make it da very same night of da 1st Manalapan Republican Club meeting. This way everyone has a good time, and you might actually see some unity there. Whatever day he picks - he should do it this time with da approval of da Club and not what he arbitrarily as Poobah decides to do.

If da Poobah decides to hold a dinner for himself, Andy, 2 or 3 little minions, and maybe da Queen & Sir Lawrence of Manalapan with guest speaker former Mayor Spodak discussing corruption and how to root it out, then it proves beyond a shadow of a doubt he is unfit to hold that office, and he should be asked to step down. If asked and he refuses, then County GOP Commander "Da Ox" should be brought in and demand immediate restructuring of da Manalapan GOP, which should include da ouster of da Poobah from power, and demanding Andy Boy admit his actual party affiliation, because watching his antics at da Manalapan Township meetings, even daTruthSquad can easily figure out he's not acting in da best interest of da GOP'ers, and he's not even acting like an Independent.

DaTruth is, daTruthSquad has called for on 2 other occasion for da Poobah to step down and relinquish his strangehold on power. This is just another instance of dividing his party even further, and if he does not want to heed this blog's call, then it's up to Manalapan's GOP'ers to demand it - or have Da Ox step in to take control over what has become an out-of-control party leadership.

Anyone who knows da Manalapan Republicans know they have enough very competant footsoldiers. What they don't have is a Municipal Chairman who is working "For All da GOP'ers."

What they have now is 2 Republican parties - one led by da Manalapan Republican Club, led by Butch Budai, and da other led by da Poobah and alleged GOP'er Andy Boy. In a town where registered Democrats outnumber registered GOP'ers 2-1, you can't have a GOP splintered by arrogance & ego leaving their footsoldiers on da sidelines and allowing victory after victory by Democrats, da supposed alleged enemy of da GOP.

If da Poobah does not change da date and ring da dinner bell on another night, then it's time da Club & da Ox lead da Poobah out to pasture.

And that's daTruth.

25 comments:

mal e. practice said...

YOU PEOPLE ARE NUTS!!!!!!! NUTS I SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STEVE MCENERY IS THE BEST LEADER THE MANALAPAN GOP HAS EVER HAD!!!!!!!!!!!! EVER I SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WITHOUT HIM, THERE NO WAY MICHELLE ROTH WOULD HAVE WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND ANDREW IS DOING A SPECTACULAR JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY'RE BOTH THE BEST REPUBLICANS IN TOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEST FOR OUR AGENDA I SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Steve wants a Unity Dinner for the Manalapan Republicans at his restaurant of choice, which also happens to be Andrew's restaurant of choice. Steve does not attend Manalapan Republican Club meetings, neither does Andrew.
Well Steve before you ask anyone to come and break bread at the table to unite. Maybe supporting the members of the Republican Club at their monthly meetings should be the way to start. This is a thinly veiled attempt to take the heat off of you that you have received due to your lack luster leadership of the Green and Garcia campaign for this latest election loss. A loss in a year where your opponent, Mayor Michelle Roth gave you enough material to do your own reality series on bad government in local municipalities. Steve the the time has come for you to be replaced. The antics of the November 12th Manalapan Township meeting where Andrew lead the charge to censure Susan Cohen and Tony Gennaro was the last straw. There wasn't a Republican at the league last week, from Beck to Chairmen that were not furious that Andrew, a ?Republican, would do this to a fellow Republican and an Independent. Steve you and Andrew should just continue your time together in the private business sector and not in the politcal ring. How is CowChips doing by the way?

da_quotester said...

Unity without verity is no better than conspiracy

Anonymous said...

Where the f*** was McEnry's unity in March & April? A lot of interest in a holiday party? From who? Rhoda?

Anonymous said...

I don't live in Manalapan, but I am a Republican who heard about the censure of Deputy Mayor Cohen in the newspaper and on this blog. As a Republican, I find it absolutely reprehensible that a fellow Republican whould do such a thing to another Republican.

Furthermore, your Municipal Chair has got to go. I know very well his antics when Puharic ran things, and he is no leader. To allow one Republican to harm another as Andrew Lucas did to Susan Cohen is grounds to be banished from this party. I for one, will personally call Chairman Oxley and voice my concerns, because I do not want to have happen in my town what is happening to Republicans in Manalapan.

I don't live in Manalapan either said...

Right you don't live in Manalapan. You clowns are so obvious it's comical

Anonymous said...

not nearly as funny as having a convicted misogynist go up to the microphone every week at Roth's request to attack Susan C. That's who Lucas, Roth and Klauber are tied to now. They must be very proud of themselves. Klauber's wife must be very proud of him. Lucas' wife probably has no idea, since he's still living with mommy.

Anonymous said...

That is the Lucass legacy. He will forever be tied as a lap dog to his mentor, Queen Roth, and to others like Spodak.

Congratulations Andy.

Mr. M. E. Practive said...

NOW YOU BASH LUCAS/ROTH/KLAUBER????? YOU ARE ALL CLOWNS, CLOWNS I SAY!!!!!!!PARANOID CLOWNS!!!!!YOU MAKE THE KOOL-AID THEN YOU DRINK IT AND EXPECT EVERYONE ELSE TO DRINK YOUR VILE CONCOCTION!!!!!!!!!DO YOU EXPECT ANYONE TO BELIEVE YOUR RANTINGS???????????LIES ALL LIES!!!!!! LIES FROM CLOWNS I SAY CLOWNS!!!!!!!!!!YOU ARE DISGRACING THIS TOWN. GO AWAY I SAY GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TAKE THE KING OR QUEEN OF CLOWNS WITH YOU. DAFRAUD SQUAD. FRAUD I SAY, FRAUD

Anonymous said...

wow, it sounds like Andrew couldn't get that stain out of his lavender ascot

Anonymous said...

Hmmmm....Sounds like you know alot about lavender ascots. What are you trying to tell us, you bat for the other team?

Anonymous said...

Andrew, shouldn't you be helping mommy make the turkey?

Turkey Lurkey said...

Hey, I don't know about this Andrew, but I helped your wife make her turkey. Didn't she tell you?

Anonymous said...

that's funny. That's what everyone says, "I don't know about this Andrew."

curious about the Syu hulabaloo said...

But, but that's what I heard about your buddy Stu. I don't know about this Stu guy. That's what I hear. DaTruthSquad is this guy Stu, a relative, or a reasonable facsimile, right? Everyone I talk to in this town says it. Are they all wrong? Maybe everyone in this town is on drugs, except one or two people?

Anonymous said...

McEnery do you never stop making a fool of yourself? How come every saturday night you're on line while everyone else is with their spouse or a date or their children. Only you sit there with your bottle of Jack Daniels, thrown out by your party. You only have the two sweeties, Andy and Petey to back you up. Nice unity party. Go ahead. Have another drink and post some more. You just lose more credibility every time you say something else ridiculous.

laughing at you said...

Not for nothing, but aren't you doing the same thing you just accused the guy above you as doing?

Anonymous said...

no

still laughing said...

Yeah, I think so.

Anonymous said...

come on, tell the truth. You're not really laughing. You're a bitter old alcoholic who tried to create a dynasty and backed the wrong horse (or pony) while alienating everyone else because of your ego and paranoia. Now you're sitting there with your constant companion, Jack Daniels making up for your shortcomings by posting nasty things online. Nice life you have there. Guess who's REALLY laughing.

Rollingon the floor laughing said...

No, I'm really laughing, because you are the one making a fool out of himself. Only someone who has an ego the size of China can't see it. You are an idiot, but the only people who know it, is, er, everyone around you in Manalapan. Ask your kids, they will tell you.

Anonymous said...

ego the size of China. That's exactly what everyone is saying, McEnery, about you. So why do you keep embarrassing yourself?

Anonymous said...

Here, McEnery, let me make you feel at home. "Last call."

JWW said...

Quit crying

Big Gut Steve said...

Hic. Burp.