Thursday, January 29, 2009

BREAKING NEWS: Manalapan Dream Team Lawyer Inadvertently Forces Commissar Klauber Into a First Amendment Corner

Interesting to see what happens when daTruthSquad & da Snoozepaper are working together to solve Manalapan's First Amendment quashing. Following da news here on this blog, and da subsequent well-written editorial by news guy Mark Rosman who brilliantly spanked da Commissar where it hurts da most, Manalapanistan lawyer-Mayor Commissar Klauber wrote his own mea culpa in da Snoozepaper this week!

In a letter allegedly penned by da Commissar entitled "Mayor's goal is to end political bickering," da Commissar claims he is merely trying to lay down some ground rules for open public discussions, which, under his Gang of Three predecessors, former Mayor da Queen and former Mayor alleged Manalapan/and or Freehold resident and alleged Republican/and or Democrat Andy Boy, had turned into free-for-alls, with at least one person in particular coming up and bashing other residents, all to da glee of da former mayors.

Da Commissar says, "As I stated at the Jan. 14 Manalapan Township Committee meeting, I believe that the public has the right to come forward and be heard at our township meetings and those who do should be treated with courtesy and respect."

Now, daTruthSquad is willing, as a sign of da Obama times, to allow da Commissar to stand by his words. Da question is - does he really mean this - and will this also include "comedy routines" by da Gang of Three?

As we have all witnessed in da past, one individual in particular has come forward and spent well beyond da allotted 5 minutes and either made sometimes baseless allegations against public officials, or worse, verbally slammed local townspeople for what they have asked during meetings.

Will da Commissar say to any person, including former town officials who come up and spew hatred & venom to "Shut up?"

DaTruthSquad can guarantee that if bashing residents during da open public session is tolerated by da Commissar, this letter he wrote to da Snoozer will be front & center reminded to him by this blog - and others we are certain.

Now, apparently learned when he took "Evade Questions 101," Commissar Klauber did not come clean and say he would actually allow da First Amendment to flourish in his kingdom of Manalapanistan. However, he may be forced to - and by one of his own supporters!

Records indicate at da December 3 meeting, former Manalapan mayor George "Porky" Spodak said during da very open public session that da Commissar wants to control that he had every right to discuss da "Township of Manalapan vs da Mosked Man" legal case that has become da biggest thorn in da sides of da Gang of Three. Porky even asked da Township Attorney sitting 10 feet from him if there is anything stopping him from speaking about da Mosked Man case, and specifically brought up da First Amendment. Da attorney, ironically it was Manalapan Legal Dream Team member McCarthy, told Porky he had every right to discuss it!

Thanks to Manalapan Legal Dream Team member McCarthy - one of da lawyers in charge of da First Amendment-Land-deal-gobe-wrong case of "Da Township of Manalapan vs Da Mosked Man", all peasants in da Kingdom of Manalapanistan have da legal right to ask questions about da Mosked Man case! Manalapan's own on-da-payroll attorney says so!

DaTruth is, you can think whatever you want about Manalapan Legal Dream Team member McCarthy, but what he did on December 3 has placed Commissar Klauber into a corner. McCarthy specifically told former mayor Porky Spodak he had every legal right to ask questions and talk about da Mosked Man law case. This means if Porky has that right - then you da reader also has that right.

Ironically, Manalapan residents owe a debt of gratitude to both former mayor Porky & da Queen Mayor for da questions that lawyer-Mayor Commissar Klauber will now certainly be asked.

You see, it was former mayor Porky who challenged da legal scholars of Manalapan and who was told he most certainly has da right to discuss "Da Township of Manalapan vs Da Mosked Man." And, it was da Queen who, for whatever reason, decided da 5-minute rule never applies to him, gave him more than enough time to proclaim his & everyone's First Amendment rights to discuss and ask questions of da case!

Thanks must go to TruthTeller Spodak for standing up for your rights to ask questions of da Manalapanistan Township Committee.

So, if da Commissar is looking for someone to blame, it's not Mr. Rosman nor is it this blog -- da blame goes directly to his core political base and his own Gang of Three founding member!

Now, what if da Commissar follows through on his threat to not allow da flag of da First Amendment to fly in Manalapan? What if he tries to silence you if you step forth before da Committee during da open public session and talk about da Mosked Man case? What rights do you have?

First - Immediately cite da December 3 meeting where da Manalapan Township Attorney told a resident (former mayor Spodak) that anyone has da right to talk about that case, ask questions, and demand answers.

Second - According to da law - If you are denied your rights under da Constitution of da US of A by da Commissar, remind da lawyer-mayor that da New Jersey Civil Liberties Union may not take to kindly to having da Constitution used as toilet paper by a local government Politburo.

Third - Both daTruthSquad & da Snoozepaper (Mark Rosman, not Kathy Barratta) will be watching this closely. Considering da latest by da Mosked Man, which will be discussed here soon, da question on Manalapan minds is - just who won't be served a subpoena and made a 3rd party in this case, because thanks to da judge and da way da Manalapan Legal Dream Team has handled this case, now da Mosked Man has card blanche to subpoena anyone into this case -- and you can bet he'll do it.

So, Commissar Klauber, you wanted to be ruler of Manalapan. Your first official act will go down in history as trying to remove da First Amendment from law in Manalapan. Recent history shows that your attempt in 2007 against da EFF to quash Free Speech failed. This latest attempt, thanks to da precedent set at da December 3 meeting set by Manalapan Dream Team member McCarthy and former mayor Spodak means you have no choice but to stand by da First Amendment and answer questions relating to da case.

Otherwise, it is very possible not being allowed to discuss da taxpayer-funded Mosked Man case could become da next First Amendment case in Manalapan - because that is what town residents want to know about since they are paying for it - and da taxpayers have every legal right to know, as former mayor Spodak said on December 3 and Manalapan Legal Dream Team member McCarthy seconded that motion.

And that's daTruth.

56 comments:

Anonymous said...

Twice you have referred to the honorable mayor Klauber as the Commissar. So you are saying he is a communist. Did your laughable (and by now totally embarrassed) embedded sources dig that one out for you?

Anonymous said...

Oh look. Another spell binding blog on, of all things, the Moskevitz law suit. When will sink into your alleged brain that the Manalapan budget is over $30 million dollars and that this lawsuit will not amount to a hill of beans in comparison. The only one who cares about this lawsuit is Stu and his four or five sycophant followers. That is it. By the way, yesterday's township meeting is already on the air. Lucas, Roth and Klauber could not possibly have made Johnson, Budai and Close look any more ridiculous than they already are. I feel bad for Lucas being followed around by private investigators. He is right. Budai and johnson do not speak for anyone but themselves. But mostly I feel bad for Manalapan and the good people that would run for office but are to intimidated by thugs to get involved.

Anonymous said...

Well said.

Anonymous said...

Now come one Kathy, that's another lie, isn't it? YOU care about this case. YOU care about it very much. YOU are obsessed about it. YOU never stop talking about it. YOU never stop writing about it. YOU and your boyfriend George Spodak live eat and breath this case. So don't try to shovel that s... to us that nobody cares about the case. Because frankly, no one cares as much about this case as you and Georgie. And as a taxpayer, you're damn right I care about this case. You better believe I care about the fact that we've already approved over 30,000 in legal fees (some of which apparently were ILLEGAL legal fees) for this case while Roth and Klauber were telling us that it wasn't going to cost the taxpayers a dime. And talk about intimidation! Because of this hair brained lawsuit, the township committee had to go all the way to Union County to not yet convicted felon Lesniak's firm to find a lawyer willing to serve as the township attorney. If you don't control the courts, you can't afford to be the township attorney in Manalapan.

Anonymous said...

But my favorite part is that after you spew your laughable garbage, you follow it up with "well said" like there would actually be another person agreeing with you. LOL. Way to go, SYBIL.

Anonymous said...

So, since the Manalapan budget is $30 million as you say, then what you say is it is OK for politicians to spend MY taxpayer dollars however they like and I cannot say anything about it?

I think the Truth Squad is right. You must live in Manalapanistan.

Anonymous said...

I found this on the nj.com board. Its supposedly written by the reporter for the News Transcript, Kathy Barata. If it was, then you can add me to the growing list that the Transcript has lost all credibility.

3791.1.1.1. Guess again, genius
by howellnj, 1/28/09 17:35 ET
Re: KB by gogiants77, 1/28/09
I work from home. Have almost since the beginning more than a decade ago. The only Greater Media letters I see are the corporate updates we receive periodically. As to how I get my info, when you've lived in an area for more than 40 years you forget more stuff than most of you arrivestes will ever know. Add to that a superior intellect and well, what can I say except the magic happens.
KB

Anonymous said...

she's right about one thing. She's certainly forgotten more than many of us know. That's probably the reason there's nothing accurate in any of her articles.

Anonymous said...

I don't even bother reading the Transcript anymore. I know anything of relevance will be on this blog, and this blog is much more entertaining.

IMHO, the Manalapan reporter Barrata is simply a hack for her political friends. And as long as the Transcript tolerates what she does in their name, then they have no credibility.

Anonymous said...

I think the "KB" initials stands for :

"Komplete Bulls**t"

Anonymous said...

WOW. Get a life creepy one. The YOU gives you away every time. If the truth hurts that much, you need a life, or a sedative.

Anonymous said...

Did you really tell some other poster to "get a life?" Really? You, Kathy? You told someone else to get a life? You who have no reason to live, who spends all day with blogs no one is going to take seriously? You? You who attacks everyone in sight and has no credibility as a reporter and is permitted to continue at the News Transcript to write your pathetic little political press releases because there is a hiring freeze and they can't replace you if they fire you? You, Kathy? You really just told someone else to get a life? You? You, who have so little pride and self esteem, you haven't combed your hair in years, have a body like the michellin man, wear makeup that looks like it came out of a crayola box and clothing that goodwill rejected? You? Really? Talk about the pot calling the kettle....

Anonymous said...

I agree with the prior poster. "KB" must stand for Komplete Bulls**t because that's what she writes in her little newspaper less people seem to be reading.

Anonymous said...

OH IT'S REAL BIG OF LUCAS - KLAUBER - ROTH TO HAVE THE LAST WORD. REAL COURAGE I SAY!!! AS ROTH SAID ON 12/17/2008 ONE GOOD THING ABOUT BEING MAYOR IS THE PRIVILEGE OF HAVING THE LAST WORD!!! NOW WE KNOW WHY THEY DIDN'T WANT TO DEBATE. THEY CAN'T ARGUE THE TRUTH. THEY ONLY KNOW HOW TO SPIN THE TRUTH AFTER THEY FORCE THE RESIDENTS TO SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!!!

SHUT UP I SAY OR I'LL HAVE LT. ESSNER REMOVE YOU FROM THE BUILDING!!!

Anonymous said...

Isn't that the same LT. Essner who is in charge of pop warner football, which built the football field that caused the lawsuit that led to the 2004 court order settling the lawsuit that forced the township to buy the property that led to the famous "lawsuit" that we've spent 30,000 for while not costing us a dime, all in the house that jack built?

Anonymous said...

It's easy to see why Roth, Lucass and Klauber and their ilk tried to silence this blog with a first amendment lawsuit. Too many people are finding out exactly what they are, and we pray that the DA reads this blog, and that must worry them.

Anonymous said...

Lets face it, daTruthSquad doesn't have the same inside info like it used to have. Wouldn't it be something if it was Lucas himself that was the one leaking info to daTruthSquad years ago? Leaking it at Rep. Club meetings as Johnson claims. I've heard him myself.

From what I know, there was more going on in the Lucas home office above the garage than Lucas's cow chip & Lucas Capital. I heard that's where the deal was worked out with Shapiro to make Lucas the mayor in 2006.

Anonymous said...

You are probably right about the little Lucas hideaway above his garage. I'm sure prosecutors also know where that is. It doesn't matter where the deal was signed. It's obvious there was a deal IMHO, and considering the way he steps on the throats of Republicans like Susan, Butch, and Steve Johnson, and kisses the rings of Democrats Roth, Klauber, and Spodak, we know who butters his bread and where his allegiances truly are.

Anonymous said...

You two (or one diseased one) should write fairy tales for a living. You are wasting your talent posting here.

Anonymous said...

I don't get it. Why do you want them to write tales about Andrew Lucas?

Anonymous said...

because they have such an interesting imagination. They (or one diseased one) write fairy tales all the time, here and on the Manalapan forum. C'mon, you didn't know this? You must be new here :)

Anonymous said...

Nope, I've been reading this site for a very long time. I haven't seen a single posting by "them" that wasn't true. On the other hand, I've seen lots of postings by Kathy, McEnery and Lucas that are so way off base one has to assume they are either alcohol induced or drug induced. Lucy in the Skies with Diamonds?

Anonymous said...

I love it. Just had to reproduce this from NJ.COM when I read it:

3796.1.1.1.1.
by kathysclwn, 1/29/09 23:35 ET
1/29/09 i'd get into a battle of wits with Kathy, but I have a rule about not fighting someone who's unarmed. I didn't see her at the Township Committee meeting last night, and I've been looking low and low for her. I think the next time she gives her clothing away, she should stay in them. I don't want to say that Kathy doesn't dress neatly but the last time she stayed in a hotel, the maid got confused and tried to make her. But seriously, Kathy has a nice personality -- it's just not one of the sixteen we ever see.

Anonymous said...

Nope, I've been reading this site for a very long time. I haven't seen a single posting by "them" that wasn't true.

and your proof is what, your word?

Very funny!

Anonymous said...

I checked out the sybil blog. What a piece of garbage. He's touting a poll conducted over a month that got only 20 votes on it!

All it does it make foolish claims as to who it claims sybil is. I guess someone has too much time on their hands.

Anonymous said...

Not he, she. It's Kathy Baratta's pathetic little slice of evil.

Anonymous said...

three posts above -- I didn't reproduce the responses because there were none, Kathy. The thread is deleted because YOU HAD IT DELETED you little troll. -- I'm sorry. I take back the word "little."

Anonymous said...

INSIDE INFORMATION! INSIDE INFORMATION.

We just learned that all of those posters that Kathy keeps saying are Sybil -- ARE NOT SYBIL. We know that, because we've just learned who they all are. According to deeply placed reliable sources, everyone of them has admitted to being SPARTACUS!

Anonymous said...

I’d be careful about attacking Kathy. You know the saying, what you don’t know can’t hurt you. That makes her invulnerable, doesn’t it? But don’t get me wrong, I’d like to see Kathy back on her feet. That’s why I sent the forklift over. You know the saying, you are what you eat? Apparently Kathy’s favorite food is Dim Sum. Apparently Kathy has given so many people a piece of her mind so often, there’s none left. She’s got that far away look. She looks best from far away. But Kathy has actually been very valuable to science. She’s proven to the world that evolution is not a direct line forward.

Anonymous said...

LOL. You are all pathetic. Oh, wait, I'm sorry. I mean you are pathetic. LOL

Anonymous said...

Pathetic. I don't think so. Whoever that poster was with the jokes about Kathy is a riot. The only person who could possibly call that pathetic is Kathy herself. Yep. Ol' Sybil herself.

Anonymous said...

It's no wonder nobody reads the Transcript anymore. If this reporter reallis behind all of this bad will and treats others like this, then that is a credibility issue for the newspaper they should not be ignoring.

IMHO

Anonymous said...

It's no wonder you don't know how to read anymore, If you haven't learned to think for youself and are influenced by known idiots, you should give up stating opinions.

IMHO

Anonymous said...

Hey, I saw this too. Must be a very small wall she has. What a loser.

3809.3. Hey, Clouseau
by howellnj, 1/31/09 21:00 ET
Re: kathy admits blogging by ConchShell, 1/31/09
Like you discovered something. I signed my name to the few entries I made under the screen name howell nj. Signed my full, real name unlike you parasites. You see Howellnj and you'll know its me. Other than that its the nutjob contingent from the back of the room posting fast and furiously under a cloak of anonymity.Remember, no guts, no glory. Speaking of glory, I have to to go now as we just had the walls painted and now that they're dry Leon wants me to decide where I want to hang my two quite prestigious press awards along with the testimonial citation I received from the Howell PBA for my "fair and accurate" reporting. I must confess though, your preoccupation with me is flattering. That so many of you are so obsessed with little ol' me - well, I blush at the attention and am glad that I could give you SOMETHING to do with your otherwise empty lives. We're all here for a purpose and I guess that's mine. How else to explain the infatuation so many of you seem to have with me.
Kathy Baratta

Note: The opinion expressed here is mine alone and not that of my employer who just busted their buttons when I was the first reporter at Greater Media to win the most coveted press award the New Jersey Press Association has to give and then followed it up two years later with a second place award.)

Anonymous said...

FYI - Mrs. Charm School followed it up with this brilliant gem. I'm actually feeling sorry for NJ.com:

3809.3.1.1. Thank you, "Mom"
by howellnj, 1/31/09 21:39 ET
Re: kathy admits blogging by ConchShell, 1/31/09
It was wonderful to be so honored by my peers in the New Jersey Press Association but it was the PBA citation that meant the most when you remember that there has traditionally been bad blood between the press and the police. It was a stunning surprise and one of my proudest moments.
Kathy Baratta(Note: The view expressed here are mine and do not reflect that of my employer)

P.S. What you have here are the vestiges of the dregs of society who although have enough money to live in Manalapan will never have the class it would take to make them a first-class citizen in Dogpatch. It is also par for the course for a journalist who isn't scared to follow and file the truth no matter how many cockroaches gather in the darkness they need to hide in. Now "Mom," nothing against you but I am really going to avoid posting here anymore. Talk about casting pearls before swine. I have several good books lined up to read so don't look for me to follow up on the sophomoric insults the wad squad will be compelled to post now. You take care now, "Mom."

Anonymous said...

My question is how can the News Transcript allow her to report on Manalapan when she has just expressed across the board disdain for its citizens?

Anonymous said...

To the poster above. My question is, why are you allowed to breed and who can we speak with to put an end to it?

Anonymous said...

Ironic that the same people who damn people for hiding behind anonymity are the same ones who make such vile statements and then sign then as anonymous. Hypocrites!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

For Kathy B, from the Platters:

Oh yes, I'm the great pretender
Pretending that I'm a reporter
My need is such; that I post too much
I'm sick with a mental disorder.

Oh yes, I'm the great pretender
I live in a world all my own
I try to defame; but to my real shame
You've let me to “stew” all alone.

Too real is this feeling of make believe
Too real when I post cause my career is toast.

Oh yes I'm the great pretender
Just cackling and acting like a clown
I seem to be what I'm not; you see
My face simply froze in a frown
Pretending my feet are on the ground.

Too real is this feeling of make believe
Too real when I post cause my career is toast.

Yes I'm the great pretender
Just cackling and acting like a clown
I seem to be what I'm not you see
My face simply froze in a frown
Pretending my feet are on the ground

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Ironic that the same people who damn people for hiding behind anonymity are the same ones who make such vile statements and then sign then as anonymous. Hypocrites!!!!!!!!!!!!!


WTF are you talking about, Anonymous? LOL, what a tool you are.

Anonymous said...

Well, we are going to agree with the person two posts up. You are, in fact, the great pretender. That's why you have the name Sybil, you clown. Thanks for confirming it for everyone. To funny!

Anonymous said...

That's "too" funny, Sybil, (aka Kathy B.), not "to" funny. And for those with a brain that's still functioning, I think the songwriter was talking about Kathy, not about the people understandably disgusted with her vile foaming at the mouth. That seems prety clear to me and probably to anyone else smarter than a fifth grader. Unless the fifteen people Kathy is calling Sybil are also posing as reporters.

Anonymous said...

OK boys and girls. Here's tonight's news about Kathy:

Kathy is so twisted, Auntie Annie got confused and tried to sell her. Kathy does a lot of soul searching. She has to; she still can’t find hers. I don’t want to say that Kathy gets her facts wrong, but she went into Taco Bell to complain about her phone bill. The last time she went with friends to get Mexican food, they all ran sweating to the bathroom. And that was before the food came. But she’s a modest person, with much to be modest about.

Anonymous said...

You know what's interesting? You are the vile one. Just look at your posts as fontina, tbirdder, nted53, glinda27, santiyclaws, et al. You are the ones who post the viciou, twisted lies. Clownfoe only takes you to task. As far as the others, apparently they hate Stu as much as you hate everyone. Go f yourself, why don't you?

Anonymous said...

Kathy, don't even bother. We all know you're the only one posting as all those different names. Anybody who still reads the News Transcript is more than familiar with your personal obsession with Stu. Here's an interesting item on NJ.COM:

This year, we can have a $500.00 limit on all campaign expenditures, and the balance of what is raised can all go to a charity, like the Katrina fund, or "Victims of Bernie Madoff" or something. It's easy to run a campaign for $500.00. According to Kathy B., everybody in Manalapan is all one person who she calls Sybil. Since there is really only one person living in Manalapan, just send one copy of your literature to Sybil, and everyone in Manalapan will have received it. Why waste money sending it to 35000 other people who our ace reporter claims don't exist?

Anonymous said...

3812.1. Slight Correction
by Clownfoe, 2/2/09 14:25 ET
Re: I have an idea by knowmuchmore, 2/2/09

Not everyone is Sybil. Just the one person pretending to be a bunch of others. The one person who bashes every single person in this town and every single issue in this town. I'm talking about the one who called a former mayor a pedophile. You remember that right? I have not gotten over the outrage I felt over that, nor will I ever, not until fontina is brought to justice for writing it. I’m not the former mayor, so I can’t even imagine how he feels about it. I'm talking about the one who systematically went through a list of TC member and supporters, attacking them with egregious lies and UNSUBSTANTIATED accusations. That person has gotten off the Lucas / McEnry kick and has moved on to KB. That person has been getting away with this for over 1 ? years now. That person is a voice of hate in our town, a town wrecker if you will. You think because Sybil posts using multiple names, trying to make it sound like it’s everybody else’s fault, that everyone is going to believe it? No way, no how.

And just so the voices in Sybil’s head know, even though you will ignore it, lie about it an twist in 10 ways from Sunday, I will let the NT know I am not Kathy B.

Hope that helps you knowsmuchmore.

Anonymous said...

Just as we suspected. "Unsubstantiated accusations", psoting under multiple names, voice of hate, townswrecker. Yep, YOU Kathy, are Sybil. You just admitted it by describing your articles in the News Transcript.

Anonymous said...

By the way, the posting Kathy is referring to online by knowsmuchmore has been deleted by her, but you can find it right above her posting here.

Anonymous said...

I'm still waiting for KB's exclusive followup on her pal Spodak's lawsuit against Fontina, Stinky, and the Squad. Whatever happened to that lawsuit? Or was it just another KB propoganda story?

Anonymous said...

It's a very good thing that this blog functions as well as it does in view of the riotous njo.com manalapan page.

Anonymous said...

any day now.....

Anonymous said...

you'll hear about Spodak's lawsuit right after you hear that Blogojovich was really a CIA secret agent trying to break open the Chicago political cartel responsible for bringing us Obama, and that the Shamwow guy is really a terrorist distracting us from being vigilant by having us all fall in love with our cleaning cloths made in Germany, and that Kathy B is a former Miss Red Hook.

Anonymous said...

when the clock strikes 'Go

You'll call it off

Then your tears will flow

Lightshines said...

It looks like the Wasser scandal has gotten so much national attention, even Barry Manilow is chiming in:

I’ve been a scam forever,
And I broke the very first rules.
I put the con games and the scandals together,
I’m the Super,
And I write the rules.

I write the rules that make the whole world scream.
I write the rules that let me take special things.
I write the rules that make the students cry.
I write the rules, I write the rules.

My rules cut deep within you,
And I’ve got my own place on the Board .
Now, when I look out through your eyes,
I’m arrogant, and you know I’m very bold.

Chorus

Oh my con game makes you wince
I’ve got the ethics of a blintz
I wrote my contract so you can’t move.
Anger fills your heart,
Well, that’s a real fine place to start.
It’s for me, it’s from you,
It’s for me, it’s from you,
I’m keeping all I can keep for me.

I’ve been a scam forever,
And I broke the very first rules.
I used the district folks and faked a doctorate,
I’m the Super,
And I write the rules.

Anonymous said...

Excellent, as usual :)

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I'm still waiting for KB's exclusive followup on her pal Spodak's lawsuit against Fontina, Stinky, and the Squad. Whatever happened to that lawsuit? Or was it just another KB propoganda story?


Fontina is Stinky. Stinky Cheese to be exact. Try to keep up, will ya?