Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Surprises for Da Coveted "DaTruthSquad" 2009 Political Endorsements

DaTruthSquad has polled our TruthTellers, and read a newspaper or two. So, with da Governor's mansion, da Lt. Governor's townhouse, state assembly, Monmouth County Freeloader and Manalapan mayor's races all up for grabs, here's da annual daTruthSquad coveted endorsements!

Governor: Chris Christie - da lesser of three evils!

Chris Christie may have been a great US Attorney, but as a campaigner for governor, his campaign has been a failure. In a state which, if it were an actual business could declare bankruptcy, where residents are taxed, fee-d and surcharged to their eyeballs, Christie is running in a dead-heat with da guy who wanted to jump Turnpike tolls by 800% and vows to increase da gas tax (and anything else that moves) after he's reelected! That's not a mandate - that's just pathetic. If Christie can't win in this state by 20 points, it's a loss for him. However, since four more years of Con-zine is worse than being imprisoned in Guantanamo Bay or living under Taliban rule, then we have no alternative but to vote this tax-hiker out. Daggett is exactly like Cor-slime, but without da beard. Chris Christie for Governor, because we don't have any other choice.

Lt. Governor: Kim Guadagno

DaTruthSquad has met both Little Kim & her grandmother, Miss Loretta Weinberg. Kimmie has a big future, and may one day run for governor (depending on this election, that could be 4 years from now). Miss Loretta is too easy to tax, wouldn't make a good governor and not ready for da job at hand.

Monmouth County Freeloader: Who cares.

District 12 State Assembly: Declan O'Scanlan and Carolina MachoGrande

Da current incumbents actually went to Trenton and tried real hard, which is more than some can say. However, here's why daTruthSquad didn't go for their challengers ----

1. When da ultra-liberal NJEA decided to to hand out ANY endorsements in District 12 - and that included a Democratic candidate who works for a school district, that's a very telling sign that there's something wrong with da Democrat's ticket.

2. When one of da candidates utters a rambling, potentially defamation-filled monologue about how dangerous a 29-year veteran of da Manalapan Police Department is, and chooses less than 60 days before da election to do it, it shows it could have very well been a publicity stunt by a PR guru to get votes. Not only did it not work, it could be da very reason their campaign has sunk like da Titanic.

3. Considering how much money Manalapan Queen Michelle Roth has cost Manalapan in lawsuits and bad press alone, can you imagine how bad things could get if she's allowed to run amok in Trenton?

4. When Manalapan Day is sponsored by a Union County law firm, and her biggest support comes from Union County, that spells trouble.

5. You know a ticket is bad when you actually feel sorry for John Amberg because of who his running mate is.

6. Where did Queen Michelle's business move to after it left its Gordon's Corner office? Their PR firm only has a local phone number and email address left to its name.

7. Four words -- "Because I Hate Italians
."


Even though MachoGrande will carry with her forever her "Anonymous Bombthrower" quote that got her national attention, she's still a better choice thn the person who put her in that position. A vote for da Queen is a rubber stamp of whatever Con-zine wants, and that won't do.

Manalapan Township Committee: Rick Klauber for re-election!

This is not a typo. This is not a joke, and yes, we're all heavily medicated on this one. Yes, da Commissar has been nothing more than a "Yes" vote for da Queen, and as an attorney, he sided with da Queen on lawsuit after lawsuit that so far have done nothing except cost taxpayers money (and will cost a whole lot more it appears). So, why Cash Klauber for reelection?

DaTruthSquad is completely unsure if his alleged challenger, Ryan Green, even knows if he's on da ballot. Klauber out-lawn signed Green by at least 3 to 1. Green has run no ads, sent out no mailings, and not actively campaigned as far as we know. For all we know, he could be on former mayor Spodak's boat in Florida fishing in da Caribbean.

Whoever is running or in charge of spiraling Green's lack-of-campaign into da ground is doing a horrendous job. For Green to take this kind of advice shows he's not ready to be a leader. Less than 14 days from da election, and daTruthSquad has taken to going to da supermarket to see if Ryan Green's picture is on da side of milk cartons! He has done nothing to deserve a taxpayer salary and taxpayer-funded benefits. And, at this point, it is unsure how he would handle the office, and if change in this case would really be worth it.

Now, to be fair, da Commissar hasn't been God's gift to da Manalapan Township Committee either. He promised to clean up meetings - he made them worse. His tax scheme this year is much like da same ones he railed against that were GOP-led - using surplus to balance things out - but since this is a Queenly election year, it had to be done to make them look good. Taxes soared overall during his 3 year reign. Manalapan roads are worse, traffic is worse, business tax revenue is way down, and Manalapan's reputation is much like Camden's without da violent crime - oh, and crime is up.

Overall, Commissar Rick Klauber doesn't deserve to be reelected, but his opponent, thanks in large part to whoever is giving him his marching orders doesn't deserve to be elected even less.

And that's daTruth.

On a side note, da Freehold RHDS came to their senses and decided to stop their absolutely insane subpoena party of anonymous bloggers. Kudos to da Asbury Park Press for da stand they took, and da TruthTellers for voicing their outrage, and da Mosked Man for taking da case (he should know a little something about First Amendment law after all he's been through).

And, to that one inane drone who on da school board who says there was nothing wrong with da subpoena party "if they have nothing to hide," just a reminder --- A thorough investigation shows da FRHSD isn't located in North Korea or da former Soviet Union, and you are not Big Brother. Da school is located in da United States, which has a Constitution, a set of laws, and da First Amendment which we believe you may even teach something about in your school! If you think the notion is OK, then we propose putting cameras in your house, and tracking on your computer and car to track your movements. We're all sure you have nothing to hide -- right?

64 comments:

Anonymous said...

In all fairness, the FRHSD school board may not be aware they are not in the Soviet Union. After all, when their attorneys handed out subpoenas, the subpoenas referred to the school district as being in Ocean County, not Monmouth County.

Anonymous said...

wow. big surprise. like we really wexpected yoe to support the current leadership of the manalapan republicans, who want nothing to do with you.

Anonymous said...

I didn't even know Green was running until I saw one of his signs amidst about 8 Klauber signs. He didn't even come knock on my door, as other candidates have done in past years, and I'm a registered Republican!

Anonymous said...

I'm with the Squad on this one. I'm voting for Klauber. At least with "The Kommissar" we know what we're getting.

Jimmy said...

Forget about the USSR!, I truly believe something happened when Wasser went to China .... he was brainwashed or something. The FRHSD is now teaching Mandarin Chinese, and NOW this little "subpoenas thing", sounds like Mr. Wasser is a ticking time bomb ... our Manchurian candidate.

Jimmy said...

a Wasser "photo album" ... it's a beautiful thing:

http://picasaweb.google.com/WassersDog/FRHSD#

Anonymous said...

Your hatred and ego has shown us your hand. I now know who you are.

Anonymous said...

Klauber????

Are you nuts????

Anonymous said...

You're nuts. Klauber is the ultimate YES man. He's a lawyer who agreed to frivolous lawsuits. He raised taxes. He barely followed through on any of his campaign promises of three years ago, and only started this year. He voted to persecute Chief Brown. Manalapan can do better.

Vote for Klauber said...

The DT Squad makes a valid point. Klauber isn't perfect, but Green I doubt can do any better. He hasn't campaigned, no mailings, no nothing. I don't even know hios platform, except what I read in the newspaper article in the Transcript that bashed Klauber. He may be the most spectacularly unqualified candidate we've had come through in a long time. It's almost like he was told to let Klauber win. I don't know enough about him, so I will not vote for him.

Anonymous said...

I think the most spectacularly unqualified remarks were made by the DT Squad endorsing Klauber. Where is your self respect Squad? For 3 years you have bashed the hell out of Klaubers actions, against volunteers who were told by Klauber," you work for us we do not work for you." The endless lawsuits and waste of taxpayers money on political vendettas as dictated by his Queen Roth. The fact that the APP called the township committee under "Klauber's leadership" " 2 jugglers and a clown shy of a circus" you go ahead and give him your endorsement? DT Squad you have lost my respect and many others. You were better off not endorsing anyone and just let this category be silent. You chose to let your emotional discord for the McEnery Faction of the Republican party in Manalapan affect your lack of judgement. This shows me that you are not a person of your own words. You lost credibility something very valuable in the word "DaTruth Squad" Not so true today.

Anonymous said...

To the idiot who said Klauber voted to "persecute" Chief Brown, it's those kind of statments that give our town a bad name. He voted to suspend the chief for 1 day, based on the outcome of a hearing that the chief did not contest. Everything I just said has been published and verified. Why must you always lie?

Anonymous said...

DaTruthSquad got it wrong. She is using the old saying "You are better off with the devil you know than the devil you don't know. In Manalapan a fresh start is needed. If Green ends up the new devil in the image of another Lucas, it will be his decision. Then, the squad can argue his devil is better. If not, then Manalapan will be better off.

A Manalapan Republican said...

I must join the chorus of those not happy with the Squad's endorsement of Klauber. However, I can actually understand it. While Manalapan meetings have been a circus under Klauber, Green has been a no-show for the entire campaign. Candidates since the late 1990's have shown up at my door year after year, except for this year. Even Joe Lacrichio showed up at my door! I cannot vote for someone who is a no-show. Granted, I won't vote for Klauber either. I may just write in Mickey Mouse.

Anonymous said...

One of the past posters has it right, but so does the truth squad. McEnery has screwed up this election. It almost seems like he and Green want Klauber to win. Green has put up no challenge at all. He doesn't deserve to win, and I for one will not vote for him. I also won't be voting for Roth.

Anonymous said...

Write in Chief Stu Brown for Manalapan Township Committee. A much better choice than either one!

Anonymous said...

i'm writing in the true hero of the manalapan john birch society, bruce brickman. not since eisenhower have we so needed a brave farmer-soldier-patriot to lead the pitchfork brigade over to town hall!!

Anonymous said...

To the perpetrator of "a hearing that the chief did not contest":

Have you checked out of reality? Maybe you haven't heard, but the chief is suing the township. If that's not "contesting," you don't understand the meaning of the word,

Forget NJ.com, I'm posting here said...

Now that KB and the Anti-First Amendment squad have made it impossible to use NJ.com in a feeble attempt to get people to read their pathetic site, I for one will now post here, because here the First Amendment is alive and well, and her alies won't be able to erase posts here.

Anonymous said...

I think they're doing that because nobody is going to their site. Many more people read this blog anyway, and the debate is always livelier here. And you're right, they can't delete here.

Anonymous said...

Have you checked out of reality? Maybe you haven't heard, but the chief is suing the township...


The Chief did NOT contest the statements made at the hearing, he is contesting the suspension. You will recall that the NT AND the APP reported on that, once you take the blinders off. Stop trying to rewrite history.

Winner of Oddity-of-the-Month Award said...

The complete lack of signs for Roth in a major hotbed of support for her--Kingsley Drive. Why are those folks so afraid to show their true colors?

Anonymous said...

To the poster who said "Stop trying to rewrite history":

I'm not sure there's ever been anyone living in Manalapan so obsessed with meaningless drivel. Who cares what was said at the hearing? So he doesn't contest the fact that he called her a lady? Granted, it was a dishonest statement, but maybe he was just trying to be nice. He also didn't contest the fact that Michelle Roth instigated the whole thing by telling him to go run and hide, by provoking him day after day, week after week. Who does this kind of thing? What moron tries to undermine a decorated police chief by constantly attacking him? The fact is, this woman is a cancer. She and her associates have done incredible damage to this town in the last eight years and they need to be stopped. I give all the credit in the world to the chief for standing up to the insanity of Michelle Roth and her fellow deviates. I don't think a sicker, more useless and unproductive group of people have ever been assembled.

Blog Administrator said...

To the person who posted the copy of a blog under the name "Billy Levinson:"

Your two comments could not posted, due to the harsh language content within the comments, and it had nothing to do with the current or past topic on this blog.

Our apologies,

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Anonymous said...

"to the person who posted...." Sounds like Fred has nothing useful to do today either. Why are we not surprised?

Anonymous said...

It was so nice to see Ryan Green walking and greeting the residents in Knob Hill today...

So, for all you people who are saying that he hasn't done anything, you're so wrong...as usual...

Ryan has my families vote...

Vote Ryan Green for Township Committee

Re: 'Sounds like Fred has nothing useful to do today " said...

Actually Billy Levinson is the real name of a prominent blogger on Israpundit.com.

Anonymous said...

Congratulations to Ryan Green. Apparently he and his handlers read this blog. He waits until after he's been exposed by the DTS to start going door to door! Any campaign mailings this year to offset the 3 that Klauber has sent out?

Anonymous said...

Hey Ryan - I don't live in Knob Hill. I guess my vote doesn't matter to you. If it does, try taking a walk down Symmes and hang a right on my street. Don't make me vote for Klauber.

something's fishy said...

If McEnery is running Green's campaign, then he lost my vote. That guy shouldn't even be municipal chair anymore. Green's campaign has been a disaster. He's raised no money, sent out no mailings, and barely seen or heard by the people. What a joke. Are we to think there was some kind of backroom deal that Green allows Klauber to win, and gets some appointment next time around?

Anonymous said...

"Are we to think there was some kind of backroom deal that Green allows Klauber to win, and gets some appointment next time around?"

no, you are to think that the moskovitz goon squad will say anything and do anything to regain power--stu told us that in his emails to fred.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, that's it. The old backroom deal again. You people are out of your minds.

TaxpayerandIvote said...

I got at least one mailing from Green weeks ago. It was actually the first political mailing that I ever felt influenced my vote. He laid out the differences in accomplishments between him and Klauber. It felt more factual than attacking. Don't know why I received it and others did not, but it was effective in my opinion

KBee said...

Interesting how folks come out of the woodwork when the words "backroom deals" are used. Shows me there may be something to this. Considering how a certain Republican sold out the GOP in the past, nothing surprises me anymore.

dabullsquad said...

Transference from sycophants.

Anonymous said...

another Friday night, and once again Fred Stone is alone with no family and no reason to live and nothing in his life except to write nonsense about Stu again. What a sad little man. I guess tomorrow he'll be writing more "emails from Stu." The sad part is Fred is so far gone he actually thinks there are people dumb enough to think any of them are real. Maybe the first hundred or so, but after that, it got a little suspicious. Especially since they all sounded a lot more like Fred than Stu. LOL.

Anonymous said...

ryan green has been to my house and his signs are everywhere.i thought he did a great job at the debate.

dont be foolish,you must vote for green.klauber is just a puppet for roth.

its ok squad,we forgive you.....

Anonymous said...

"another Friday night, and once again "

Interesting that YOU are ALWAYS here. We know you have no life.

Anonymous said...

Poor Larry Roth crying over the fact that O'Scanlon and Casagrande sent out a mailer using quotes from the editorial in the Asbury Park Press where they called Michelle Roth and her minions Klauber and Holland "2 jugglers and a clown shy of a circus." Why is Larry Roth so upset? Because O'Scanlon said he wouldn't run a dirty campaign? this is a matter of public record, nothing new, just repeating what has already been written. Larry is crying on his website how sad he is and how O'Scanlon didn't want a dirty campaign. Larry went so far as to call O'Scanlon, without his wife the candidate Michelle Roth's knowledge. When O'scanlon called back he got Michelle. He was returning Larry's call. Michelle was like why is O'Scanlon calling Larry? Mr. Roth grow some skin, your wife has been called worse, she has called others worse in public and in literature. Word is Michelle is furious with you. Once more Larry Roth puts his foot in his mouth. Who is the candidate anyway? Larry the public has your number no matter how hard you try to spin the truth the truth is the truth.

fred said...

stu--

i was out to dinner with bonnie last night, then we went to the theater, and then back to our apartment on the upper east side. i don't have a computer there, and we just got back to manalapan. what's doin' with you, my dear old friend?

all best,

fred

Anonymous said...

What I would like to know is how come, if Fred is writing fake emails supposedly from Stu, how can he get away with it knowing that forgery is a crime? Either Stu wrote those emails or Fred is really stupid!

Anonymous said...

I don't understand why Larry Roth's panties are in a bunch, if what was previously posted was true. I also got the mailing about Michelle Roth calling her leadership a few clowns and a jugglar shy of a circus. First, its true. Second, Declan and Casagrande never sent it. The address on it comes from a Trenton PAC related to the NJGOP. They didn't even have to sign off on it.

Anonymous said...

To steal a line from the Squad:

Da Truth hurts, doesn't it Larry.

Anonymous said...

To steal a line from the Squad:

Da Truth hurts, doesn't it Larry.

Anonymous said...

poor Fred. He was not only online blogging all night long about Stu Friday night, but here it is Saturday night, and this poor psycho is at it again. He really has no life.

Anonymous said...

to the person who wrote "or Fred is really stupid" you hit the nail on the head. After posting here how he was in NYC all weekend where he doesn't have a computer (sounds like Spodak, doesn't it?) he forgot that he posted this on NJ.COM -- note the time stamp:

4599.3.1.1. this just in!!
by zachtesla, 10/31/09 17:35 ET
Re: Christie's lies by zachtesla, 10/31/09

All weekend without a computer, but he's able to post on NJ.COM at 5:35? Just one of many stupid things Fred has done proving that like any psycho, he's simply not as bright as he would like you to think he is.

Anonymous said...

I think that puts an end to any thought that any of the emails posted by Fred are actually real. That's if anyone is dumb enough to have believed someone who was charged with securities fraud for making up phony mutual fund companies to begin with.

Anonymous said...

Here's another hypocritcal factoid. Larry Roth again is wimpering on his website that "they are disappointed in Caroline" for sending out the negative? literature rather THE TRUTH about Michelle. How about this factoid, Michelle Roth told Caroline she would never run against her in the Assembly race and then Michelle goes ahead and runs against Caroline. That is the ultimate betrayal Larry Roth. But you and your wife Michelle Roth have betrayed so many friends over the years just to claw at the political fame you both so desperately seek. Your narcissistic egos need the publicity to feed off of. IMHO- Get to a doctor early Monday morning, the both of you, get a prescription for something to sedate you both. You will need it for when you lose on Tuesday.

Re; 'Either Stu wrote those emails or Fred is really stupid!' said...

Is that a question for a poll?

KBee said...

Someone posted "How about this factoid, Michelle Roth told Caroline she would never run against her in the Assembly race and then Michelle goes ahead and runs against Caroline."

That seriously smells of a backroom deal. Not surprising from Michelle Roth and her backers.

Anonymous said...

A certain husband of a certain candidate for state assembly recently wrote on a certain HATE website something to the effect that the reason DTS wants Klauber to win is to embarass a certain GOP alleged leader in Manalapan so people will try to oust him, and that same certain husband then wrote that McEnery wouldn't be ousted.

OK, then why is the husband of the Democrat candidate standing up for the Republican Manalapan chairman? Why would he not want him removed, especially after such vile campaigns of the past?

Two words: One of them is BACKROOM. The other word is DEAL!

Larry, thank you very much for showing your cards.

Anonymous said...

My predictions for the Tuesday election.

Corzine wins. O'Scanlon and Casagrande win big. Curley wins. Klauber wins.

Anonymous said...

Corzine wins. O'Scanlon and Casagrande win big. Curley wins. Klauber wins.

brilliant. incumbents win elections. what a genius.

Manalapan GOP said...

I know there is a serious rift among Manalapan Republicans due to the current leadership outside of the club. It is imperative we put that aside and vote for Ryan Green. He may not have had the best campaign, and he may have taken some bad advice, but he's still a better option than three more years of Klauber. Rick Klauber doesn't deserve a mandate for the problems he's presided over. A vote for Klauber is a vote for Roth. Despite how you feel about Ryan Green, he still deserves your vote. I urge everyone to vote for Ryan Green.

Anonymous said...

I agree that Ryan Green is the better choice for Manalapan Township Committee. Rick Klauber has not had an independent thought in his head for 3 years. He first ran on the premise that he was a voice of reason, now he claims he is the voice of common sense. Is he kidding us or what?! Klauber is the voice of the senseless and he has no rhyme or reason for his actions except that he has taken orders from his boss the Queen, Michelle Roth. She tells him what to do, and what to say.

Ryan Green is the only choice tomorrow for township committee. We can't afford 3 more years of Klauber and Roth together. It's bad for Manalapan it's bad for your wallets and it's just plain BAD for our town.
Please rise above the distain for MCENERY and vote for Ryan Green.
We need to unite on this one folks!

Anonymous said...

I didn't realize Curley was in incumbent or even from the same party as McMorrow. Only one of the hairbrained Manalapan democrats could make a comment that dumb.

Anonymous said...

I have to agree about Ryan Green. McEnema may be the worst chairman Manalapan has ever had, and its obvious to me he has too many ties with the Democrats to be trusted as a GOP leader, and he barely survived by one vote a confidence vote (that person was allowed to vote twice). Vote Green in, and we'll vote McEnery out later.

Anonymous said...

I'm voting for Klauber. No way in #$@% I'm voting for Roth or Amberg.

Anonymous said...

I'm looking forward to seeing Roth lose and lose HUGE!!!!!!!

Of course, she'll blame the loss on the blogs and Moskovitz. At least we know she'll get the votes of everyone who posts on the Manalapan HATE blog. That means she'll get all 4 votes there.

Anonymous said...

Those people on the HATE blog try not to sound like they're hateful, and I HATE them for that, and I HATE the Roths, and I HATE all the HATERS that post there. Also, those people are so stupid that they probably can't read and write and will probably vote for O'Callahan and Costagrosso by mistake.

Anonymous said...

Just remember when you go to the polls Tuesday, a vote for Michelle Roth and Klauber is a vote for their two biggest supporters, the town jester, George Spodak and the securities fraud who was fined 25,000 and suspended from practicing before the SEC for falsifying mutual fund companies (more difficult, I suppose than the emails he forged) Fred Stone.

Anonymous said...

My predictions for the day.........

Roth and Amberg lose and lose BIG!
Klauber loses too.

Republicans sweep 12th district and Freeholder race.

Anonymous said...

My prediction......

Corzine wins by 1 or 2 points.

Roth and Amberg lose BIG!!! A vote for Roth is a vote for Trenton politics as usual, and we've all had enough of that.

I think Klauber beats Green because of the poor campaign Green has run, or had run for him. I just don't think people will turn out to vote for him. And I voted for Green today!

Anonymous said...

MY PREDICTIONS:

CHRISTIE BY A NOSE.

ROTH AND AMBERG LOSE.

GREEN WINS.

GOP SWEEP!